Worst TV Series In History?

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darksidZz

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What is the most terrible, awful, and just plain boring television series ever thought up?

I'd need to say Small Wonder. It's a wonder (lol) why the robotic female was never used by her brother as a toy for mating purposes, nor do I understand why his friends would not do so either... as I recall now wasn't there an episode where she was somehow supposed to be shut down only to be "pretend decomissioned" or something. Her dads boss found out he was using the parts I thought, and he came to see what he was doing? I could swear he was trying to take the daughter for study, but it makes no sense because the man who built her was employeed by them?!

Also imagine when she grows up, she'd be a robotic female that's 18 :D

So yea that series was pretty out there, I don't know what it was supposed to be...

Also the worst of all TV series in history must be without a doubt Mama's Family. That show was just sick lol

Wait no wait, do you recall that one with those girls that all lived in the same house with some aunt of theirs? What the hell was it.... that was terrible too... ummmm damn-it! What the hell was it, a black girl and a few whites lived in the house with their aunt, it was stupid...

Let this refresh your memories

http://www.classicthemes.com/50sTVThemes/seriesListA-B.html

Oh wait, let me modify this abit.. the worst ever series is either CHEERS or MASH. These shows made me so sick and feel just disgusting that I wanted to throw up, they are by far the worst series in television history (take that to the bank!).

The winners are MASH & CHEERS, don't argue they sucked!
 
darksidZz said:
What is the most terrible, awful, and just plain boring television series ever thought up?

Also imagine when she grows up, she'd be a robotic female that's 18 :D
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Did you leave your common sense at home today? She's a robot. She won't age. Even when she's chronologically 200 years old, she'll still look like an 8 year old girl. Sorry but I if I were to ever buy a virtually human like blow up doll, it would be one of an adult. And was she even anatomically correct anyway?



Also the worst of all TV series in history must be without a doubt Mama's Family. That show was just sick lol
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Maybe a bad show collectively but I loved Mama's bitchy attitude.

Wait no wait, do you recall that one with those girls that all lived in the same house with some aunt of theirs? What the hell was it.... that was terrible too... ummmm damn-it! What the hell was it, a black girl and a few whites lived in the house with their aunt, it was stupid...
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"The Facts of Life"
How old are you darkside?
 
My mom would make me watch(only one t.v) murder she wrote. Well didn't make me but I was so bored out of my skull in the 80s I used to watch it. I wanted the final episode to be solving Lansbury's decapitation.
 
26 years old mofo! I am god here!

The Facts Of Life, that was it! That show's so bad I feel like throwing up, but MASH and CHEERS are worse!
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Fast Forward
There was an awesome TNMT cartoon series started in 2003 that was similar to the original comic books. Last year at some point, someone decided to modernize the series, and change the format to a painfully absurd poorly written version (similar to the Original cartoon series from the 80s).

Spiderman Unlimited
Just like TNMT, and except involving the spiderman cartoons. It takes the protagonist, puts them in the future, and gives them all kinds of 'future-enhanced' weapons and gizmos. They also used a cheaper animation style, and changed the voice actor for Peter Parker.

Oddly enough, both Spidey Unlimited and TNMT FF have the characters immersed in worlds where many of the background-characters are corny human-animals.
 
darksidZz said:
I demand you speak more in the threads, you usually have only 1 sentence and are gone afterward! Write more!
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OK.

MindOrb really sucked. I mean it was just awful! Terrible! I mean how did it even survive the pilot screening? Surely someone would have had the decency to actually end the series, but no, it went on for 6 whole years. Thankfully those kind of shows will never grace our TV screen again.
 
The Charlotte Church Show is pretty high up there. It's a series, in a way, right?

I'm no stranger to taking things to the limit, but she was just painful to watch. And every live act on the show was ruined by her shitty singing. She was cute when she was a pert little teen, innocent and hadn't ruined her voice with booze and ciggies, but now she's pretty rotten.

Saying that, I'd probably still give her one.

Kenan and Kel. The first 3 times it was kind of funny, but then it started to grate. The only proper black US teen thing that was on UK TV regularly was the Fresh Prince, which is a precious gem compared to the steaming pile of shit that was Kenan and Kel.
 
There are more candidates than I can name. That's So Raven only comes to mind because I saw an episode of it last weekend. In fact, almost the whole of the Disney Channel's live-action sitcom lineup needs to be put down. Beyond that, nominations include Friends, Designing Women, Dharma & Greg, and any number of WB/UPN blaxploitation comedies whose titles escape me, but led to the rather appropriate Family Guy joke about three large black women sitting around and saying, "Mmm-hmm", "Nn-nnh," "Mmm-mm-mmm-mmm-mmm!"

Reality television needs to sink, as well. I can't fathom the litany, except to say that we should have been more worried after the COPS decision, when executives promised a flood of reality television.
 
darksidZz said:
What is the most terrible, awful, and just plain boring television series ever thought up?
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Well, it's hard to beat the first two you mentioned (small wonder and mama's family). Those were two horrible shows. Might I also add: Cop Rock
 
Lost, heroes, jericho, prison break, desperate housewives, did I miss any?
Those open ended perpetual cliffhanger shows which never have satisfying pay offs of any kind were the worst idea in tv history and the most annoying part is how popular they are.
They just have millions of people around the world waiting for something to happen and they don't even know what they are going to do, they just figured out how to hook people and that is good enough to make money, so they string it out as long as they can with bullshit.

It's like they(bad robot or whatever the fuck the production company is) had a research team watch other successfull shows, like degrassi junior high, and one said "imagine if erika never had an abortion... or a baby"
"ha, you couldn't do that, why we'd be left in this excited state of suspense on the edge of our seats ... forever..." and then they all paused, before scrambling and writing stuff down and making calls.

But no, if erika never had the abortion it would have wore real thin real fast, they have the one cliffhanger with the abortion protesters holding up the pretend baby and making erika feel guilty and reluctant and then in the next episode she gets a fetus vacuumed out of her promiscuous little chunt.
Thank you, I wasn't sure there for a while but now I know, great.
That's some quality viewing right there.

Fuck lost and co, they are fucking bullshit and still nothing has ever happened.
 
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