You're a prince among men. NOW PUNISH ANTI-FLAG! Can't you make snakes shoot out of the monitor at his face?GOOD!
I hope your pants don't have UV protection.
Just kidding. I wouldn't even wish this on you. Well, look at it this way, if your next babe gets this after sex, she won't be cheating on you!
Pfft, 24 hours without playing with yourself and you're already grouchy, you've got a few more days yet sinner!
He won't be out long enough, like usual, he's so uncooperative.
What do you mean eventually? Talk about shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted!
I'll probably stab someone for inviting me to a baby shower.A minute???? You're right, I should aim high.
Yeah, tomorrow will be "Calm before the Storm."
In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make.
Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.
I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.
I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.
No real advise, just a somewhat funny story to, perhaps, make you feel better and express my sympathy. Back in highschool I was in perfect shape (ran cross country, lifted weights, etc) and on a trip to Florida, decided to try out some Speedos someone had given me. Now normally, like most men, I wear the boxer type swimsuit. So the speedo's exposed more of my buttcheeks than had ever before been exposed. The combination of that virgin skin and the stronger sun in Florida resulted in my worst sunburn ever; especially on my ass cheeks! I didn't blister like you, but I remember it itched like hell. I tryed putting various creams on it with no relief. The only thing that seemed to help was going running really hard which released some natural endorphins and made me feel better. Hmm. You might try that, so I guess I do have some advise!
That was the last time I wore speedos.
what i was adviced when i got really bad sun burn was have a cool shower and drink plenty of water, and the blisters whatever you do DO NOT pop them it hurts like hell
we had a glorious few days here and for the first time in my 37yrs i am brown, because i used sun facter aimed at kids
In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make.
Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.
I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.
I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.
No real advise, just a somewhat funny story to, perhaps, make you feel better and express my sympathy. Back in highschool I was in perfect shape (ran cross country, lifted weights, etc) and on a trip to Florida, decided to try out some Speedos someone had given me. Now normally, like most men, I wear the boxer type swimsuit. So the speedo's exposed more of my buttcheeks than had ever before been exposed. The combination of that virgin skin and the stronger sun in Florida resulted in my worst sunburn ever; especially on my ass cheeks! I didn't blister like you, but I remember it itched like hell. I tryed putting various creams on it with no relief. The only thing that seemed to help was going running really hard which released some natural endorphins and made me feel better. Hmm. You might try that, so I guess I do have some advise!
That was the last time I wore speedos.
TJ,
I ran tanning salons all through my 20's, and have seen many people try to tan "au naturale" and get themselves in a lot of trouble, as these areas rarely see sun and are much more prone to sunburn.
Do you have prickley heat? It's when your nerve endings get sunburned, and you will itch like a son-of-a-bitch. Believe it or not, I have heard using "Selson Blue" shampoo as an ointment can help prickley heat.
I can help with the application, if that is a problem.
I'd dig that.A tick?
I don't know, something about running around in the woods naked with another naked girl?