Women are superior to men because we can........

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I never lied: every study I've seen has concluded that males have higher IQs on average, with men being superior in mathematical/spatial sections and women being slightly better in vocabulary/analogies questions.

Can u show any links with such results ?
 
Light travelling- flippin' hilarious :)

permission to take these replies to my 'list' and those to men version of my list etc to my blog! They are priceless gems of humour!! Credit to the posters of course.
 
Thank you Tab

Meanwhile I now need to add my list

women are superior because.......

we can make dramatic exits and entrances without messing up our hair.

Oh and Nick

it is a females perogative to change her mind
It may be a female's perogative to change her mind but it's a man's prerogative to say, "LEARN HOW TO SPELL PREROGATIVE!":D
 
C'mon H4rd... ToR was multi-tasking at the time. Spelling AND thinking about shoes...
 
woman - "It's always in the last place you look".
man - of course it is! Who is gonna keep looking after they have found it? Idiot


Now a few months back I broke up with a girl, I did it gently, you know, told her it wasn't working out, and that I didn't want it anymore, so she agreed, but said "Before you go, make me feel like a woman one last time". So not to be impolite, I ripped my shirt off and said "Iron this"

The smartest thing ever to come out of a womans mouth? Einstein's dick.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/4762


peace.
 
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2005 BBC IQ comparison report

2006 Live Science (US) test

Just two random studies in UK and US respectively. Just posting cause Singularity asked. My opinion though is that the brain is consistent throughout the species, IQ potential should be no different per healthy human.

Genetics plays a huge role in determining any given person's intellectual potential. Obviously, a nurturing environment helps increase it, but nature is largely responsible for how intelligent someone will be. Not everyone gets to be 7 feet tall: in the same way, not everyone will be intellectually gifted. It's a fairly obvious and well supported conclusion, so why are people fighting it? Just accept that some people are innately dumber or smarter than you are and move on...

:)
 
Did u forget something.

No, men know that 12 pairs of shoes is overkill for 5 days


Who closed it that way in the first place.

The men in the factory...


And thats smart ? No wonder we are better managers.

No, we're saying men have the decision capability of an entire support group of women. Can anyone say Carly Fiorina?


Hmm, and who give it , can u think why ?

Yes I can think of a...reason...why...it's at the front and to the left of my fob.


U mean u can ?

Touche, but guess what...we still don't have to clean the entire house :)


U r that smart that u have to rely on .....

No, but the mechanic comes to the weekly poker match, she's gotta get her money back somehow :D


What a waste.

Yes, actors and actresses worked hard to entertain us and the woman does not appreciate the piece of modern art.


Nice try.

This one I just wanted to get a woman's reaction. Personally I have not a single grey hair or wrinkle and I intend to keep it that way. ;)


I knew it, and u think thats a matter to be proud about ?
Mr. Driver

I saw a woman attempt to reverse out of a parking spot recently, 20 odd feet of space behind her, yet she had to do a 6 point turn. Nuff said, or should I start another thread of lady driver indicents?
 
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Genetics plays a huge role in determining any given person's intellectual potential. Obviously, a nurturing environment helps increase it, but nature is largely responsible for how intelligent someone will be. Not everyone gets to be 7 feet tall: in the same way, not everyone will be intellectually gifted. It's a fairly obvious and well supported conclusion, so why are people fighting it? Just accept that some people are innately dumber or smarter than you are and move on...

:)


Actually, that's quite true genetics will definitely play a part...but by and large, average humans are around the same average intelligence. There are geniuses, there are less gifted folks...but both groups are definitely smaller sets. I should have quantified :)

Thanq gudness I'm uh smart dood...:p
 
""I saw a woman attempt to reverse out of a parking spot recently, 20 odd feet of space behind her, yet she had to do a 6 point turn. Nuff said, or should I start another thread of lady driver indicents?""


SERIOUSLY i saw the same damn shit like less than a week ago. it took the woman about 3 mins to reverse back out of an allyway roughly 15 meters long.

my friend got pissed off halfway through and went over to her car and said get out let me do it, but she said no so we had to wait ages.

its a straight allyway why the hell are you turning the stearing wheel so much bitch!.

peace.
 
Actually, that's quite true genetics will definitely play a part...but by and large, average humans are around the same average intelligence. There are geniuses, there are less gifted folks...but both groups are definitely smaller sets. I should have quantified :)

Thanq gudness I'm uh smart dood...:p

Well, it's true that 68% of the human population falls within what's called the average intelligence zone of 85 to 115, with the remaining 32% being distributed on both sides of the curve: 16% of those are considered variations of "superior" and "gifted". 1 in 6 isn't that rare or small, when you think about it. The numbers only get a lot smaller as you move to the right side of the curve, and above two deviations. The same applies to the poor folks on the left side who will spend their entire lives drooling on their shirts, asking "would you like fries with that? Duh..." :)
 
I know we've gone over this topic before, but as I recall the list was unreasonably short, so I have transferred a list I compiled today for my blog site. Details below:

Women are superior to men because we can........


find stuff
This is a joke right?
multi-task
Okay, we'll give you that
have higher pain tolerancy levels
Hahahah, don't be silly. Nelson Mandela wentto jail for 27 years and still followed his cause an became president. Thats resistance, not when you don't cry when your boyfriend breaks up with you.
don't cry if someone passes in front to the Tv when the footie is on
But you do when Opray or the jewel shoppping channel is on
can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp
Is that so
can 'hover' when using the loo - seat up/down irrelavnt.
We don't have to



We are more intelligent
Men's brain are 10% larger than womens BUT we have more grey matter. A whopping 5.4% more than men!
That will explain why a lot of good ideas are developed and perfected by women


We are multiorgasmic.
Too busy to be having sex anyways
We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT!
I'll give you that
When we buy a vibrator it is empowering. When men buy a blow up doll it's just sad.
okay, give you that too
We look good in mens clothes but men look crap in ours
I actually like this one, thats true
We don't fall in love with cartoon characters or game females
Most men don't either
We live longer
Whats the point. I think everybody should have accomplished what they wanted by age 60 anyways. Its all down hill from there on, not to mention the body parts.
We can live without the pleasure of showering with a load of other females after sport
. Tell that to the WNBA
We look good in speedo's
Not the fat asses
We can fake it men can't
This is irrelevant
We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads,nails. Men have always liked 'transformers'
I digress
We can dress ourselves
Irrelevant
We can chat to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked- well sometimes
Irrrelevant

Anyone disagree?........... No I didn't think so :)


Please take note of the speedo's thing guys!!! If you can cram your manhood into a set then you should not be advertising! And if you can't fit in them, you look ridiculous. No one wants to see your hairy nuts
(laughs) But same for a woman's boobs, waist line, legs, body fat e.t.c.
 
argh diden't this start of as a joke thread eg women can fake it i mean lets all just lighten up and joke about it, i mean who realy cares who is better i mean think about we both need eachother for the human race to survive. p.s wasent women who were moaning about men saying they were supirior now your saying you are your kind of taking a step back in human progres.
 
find stuff
Try not losing things in the first place
multi-task
Concentrate on the task at and hand and do it properly
have higher pain tolerancy levels
Avoid pain - then you won't need high threshold levels
don't cry if someone passes in front to the Tv when the footie is on
I'm more likely to cry if footie is on
can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp
I don't let it out of reach
can 'hover' when using the loo - seat up/down irrelavnt.
Hover or hoover? The second would impress me more
We are more intelligent
In your dreams
We are multiorgasmic.
Me too, fun isn't it?
We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT!
I get away with murder because I'm so charming - and I'm not in pain while being so
When we buy a vibrator it is empowering. When men buy a blow up doll it's just sad.
True (sort of), but that's a perception thing isn't it? Not a fixed reality
We look good in mens clothes but men look crap in ours
That's true
We don't fall in love with cartoon characters or game females
Isn't johnny Depp gorgeous? What's the diff? Still unatainable...
We live longer
Because the nagging makes us want to get away early...
We can live without the pleasure of showering with a load of other females after sport.
Don't do sport
We look good in speedo's
So do. I don't "advertise"
We can fake it men can't
You mean you're duplicitous and/or you're too busy "multi-tasking" - see above
We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads,nails.
For who's benefit?
We can dress ourselves
So can I, but have help getting UNdressed
We can chat to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked- well sometimes
So can I. It's vice versa with me.
women smell nice
Female testimony indicates I smell "unforgettable" and "irresistable"
 
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