Women are superior to men because we can........
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the computer is not a bed or a well cooked dinner, so what are you doing at it still woman?
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she cant join the computer is not in the kitchen.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's because of a little evolutionary process that allows them to stand closer to the sink!
Where do you take a woman's watch to be repaired?
Pfft. Nowhere. There's a clock on the oven!
What every man needs:
Notice how there are two mute buttons AND a button to turn the voice off!!
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It's because of a little evolutionary process that allows them to stand closer to the sink!
Where do you take a woman's watch to be repaired?
Pfft. Nowhere. There's a clock on the oven!
What every man needs:
Notice how there are two mute buttons AND a button to turn the voice off!!
:roflmao:
this does the same job and without having to change the batteries
peace.
peace.
Why men are superior (some of my favourites):
- A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
- We can open all our own jars.
- We can make decisions without a support group and 21 steps.
- We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
- We don't have to clean the entire house if the meter reader is coming.
- Car mechanics tell us the truth.
- We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking, "He must be mad at me."
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
- Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
- A few belches are expected and tolerated.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on Christmas Eve and in 45 minutes.
- Driving is not difficult for us
- The word 'SALE' is not an excuse.
- A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
- We can open all our own jars.
- We can make decisions without a support group and 21 steps.
- We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
- We don't have to clean the entire house if the meter reader is coming.
- Car mechanics tell us the truth.
- We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking, "He must be mad at me."
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
- Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
- A few belches are expected and tolerated.
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on Christmas Eve and in 45 minutes.
- Driving is not difficult for us
- The word 'SALE' is not an excuse.
But it also requires physical exertion to crack it, and the whip has a finite range. If she's in the other room, you'd actually have to get up and crack it (you wouldn't have to leave your chair with the remote). Plus, the options are more diverse on the remote.this does the same job and without having to change the batteries
peace.
One word of warning for the guys: DO NOT DRINK LAGER.
In tests it has been confirmed that lager contains large amounts of female hormones.
A strictly-controlled experiment was conducted a few years back and it was found that after thirty pints of lager not one of the men in the test could drive properly or talk sense.
You have been warned!
In tests it has been confirmed that lager contains large amounts of female hormones.
A strictly-controlled experiment was conducted a few years back and it was found that after thirty pints of lager not one of the men in the test could drive properly or talk sense.
You have been warned!
except women.
peace.
peace.
Tch, Empty, he said PEOPLE. Women don't count as people. Duh.
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