Women are superior to men because we can........

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  1. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
    when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
    will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
    use it.

    WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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  3. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    seeing as this is in the cesspool i thought why not go there.

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  5. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    this thread got moved to the cesspool, so that means it was given the go-ahead to diss women.

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  8. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    dont point those things at me.

    what are you confused about?

  9. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

    This aint the cesspool. Go down, turn right, and follow the smell. Thats the cesspool.
  10. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

    I don't have any delusions that the world would be better if women ruled instead of men. Different but not better.

    We need a combination of masculine and feminine energy to rule the world sensibly. We see things differently, catch things the other misses, compensate for each other's weaknesses, discourage the other from being a complete idiot.

    Yes Golda, Indira, Benazir, Maggie et al. got to the top by showing they could be just as macho as the guys, and there's no question Hillary will be just as butch if she gets a turn. But they pave the way for the next generation of women who can exercise their feminine energy.

    Men and women working together kick ass.
  11. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    Understanding a Woman

    We need REALLY MEANS I want


    You want REALLY MEANS You need


    It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.


    We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain


    Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.


    You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


    Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.


    I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!


    You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?


    I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.


    Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed


    This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.


    You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.








    I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.


    Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.


    How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.


    I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.


    Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.


    I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.


    Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.


    Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.


    I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


    All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?
  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    ahh i see.

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    wow i totaly agree with that. when did you get so yinyang,

  14. Chatha big brown was screwed up Registered Senior Member

    This is the funniest thread I've seen. There is no way women are better than men, and women will never be better than men. Men are the builders and protectors of the society. Most women sit on their fat ass all day at work, gaining weight in the process, while men do all the dirty work from the ground up. Women are not usually chubby because of hormones alone, but more because they sit on their fat assess all day. Some say women are more mature than men, but for people who are more mature...the truth usually somehow eludes them too often. Women are usually more realistic than men when it does not perttain to them, a women will accept every truth except the truth about herself or when she does not "personally" like it. Men usually know the truth even before its spoken. Women also hear but they don't listen, listening and hearing are two differnet things. Hearing usually deals with emotional responsibilities while listeners look for concision and facts, which is why all listeners have a short attention span if the speaker is leaning away from the topic. Hearing people usually entails pleasing yourself alone. Women hear, men listen, simple as that. Of cause women are not manial, they have their own unique form of contribution, but I am nopt a ladies man so I can't highlight that right now.
  15. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    "a women will accept every truth except the truth about herself or when she does not "personally" like it."


  16. Chatha big brown was screwed up Registered Senior Member

    celebs are usually being reported as having a "painfull" divorce. This always intrigued me. I mean, if the divorce is that painful, why go through the divorce in the first place.
  17. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

    For the reward, freedom!
  18. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com

    10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

    I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.

    9. Men are not sponges

    Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.

    8. Women are racists

    Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.

    7. Men live less than women

    The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!

    6. Men write illegibly

    Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.

    5. Jesus was a man

    Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.

    4. Men wear watches

    Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.

    A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.

    3. Boys destroy things

    The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

    2. Marriage is stupid

    Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.

    Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

    1. Men have penises

    When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’

    Men Are Better Than Women.
  19. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

    Nice one empty.

    I hope all si going well with you.
    I dont know abotu superior to men, but they are fucking good at nagging and doing your head in.


    Take it ez
  20. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

    yeah all is going well

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    i have to go do some man buisness now though i will be back online later tonight.

    i hope your doing good to.

    my man watch tells me i have to go do some man buisness.

  21. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

    Well said, my friend! Talk about lack of maturity...how about when Creative Fossil said that she won't be back because she can't stand the blatant hypocrisy...hahahahahaha! Classic.

    With that said, think about these CF:
    Rules Men wish women knew.
    1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat arse in a gym.
    2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down.
    3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.
    4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again!
    5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
    6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
    7. Anyone can buy condoms.
    8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
    9. Dogs are better than ANY cats.
    10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
    11. Shopping is not a sport.
    12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
    13. You have enough clothes.
    14. You have too many shoes.
    15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
    16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is a twat and your Dad probably is too.
    17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
    18. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
    19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
    20. Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes, what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, that would look good with your dress?
    21. Yes, No and Mmm are perfectly acceptable answers.
    22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Now.
    23. Your Mum doesn't have to be our best friend.
    24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
    25. Check your oil. It is an essential part of the car.
    26. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
    27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
    28. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
    29. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
    30. The male models with the great bodies you see in magazines are all gay. Face it.
    31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
    32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
    33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
    34. Consider Sports a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
    35. Women wearing Wonderbras, low-cut blouses, tight tops, no jackets, chest level logo'd t-shirts etc. etc. lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
    36. When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.
    37. If you want some dessert after a meal - order some. You don't have to finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don't say "No, I couldn't/shouldn't/don't want any" and then eat half of mine.
    38. Dieting doesn't work without exercise.
    39. If you're on a diet it doesn't mean my meals should be rabbit-food nouvelle-cuisine style. A man's four essential food groups are: white meat, red meat, cold beer and more cold beer. Please ensure all meals contain a good balance of the above in good quantities - everything else falls under the category 'garnish'.
    40. Do not question our sense of direction; Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
  22. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

    There is no single reason behind woman vs men even being an issue. The honest answer is both excel in different areas, each bringing their own unique talents to the stuff.

    Now there is always the other end, scientifically speaking woman and men are of the same species, I've never heard that 2 of the same species possess such vastly different types of intellects, etc.. to be noticable.
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    In charge now but u wont exist in the future

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     from any cell in a woman's body which can be used to
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