Why are women inferior?

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Creative Fossil said:
I am a young blonde who loves to take it up the ass. The bigger the better, which is why white men can no longer satisfy my carnal desires. To tell the truth, I don't just crave cock. One night, horny and alone, I snuck into my neighbors yard, stole their 12 inch long statue of the VIrgin Mary, smeared it with Jiff crunchy peanut butter, and rammed the Holy Mother of Jesus up my gaping, Greek love-hole. The feeling was divine, having my blood and cum spurt around the peanutty Mother of God. I have had five different cases of the clap....
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Why is she sharing this? Eww!
 
Xev said:
Why is she sharing this? Eww!
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Xev,

I thought you had an imagination, that weak effort is not very demonstrative of that now is it. It is NOT a patch on my reality. Your life must be pretty sad though if you think the fictional drama you created for me was er......exciting?

My sex life would make your eyes pop as would my goody cupboard. Yep cupboard, I can't fit it all in a drawer.

OH and huge thanks for the young blonde thing. Being 37 that rocks!

I saw a pic of you, I seriously hope you've had a look at your wardrobe since then. I know the pic pleased a few guys on here but hey, those guys are not really reflective of the men you'd want to fuck now are they. Salvating virgins.

Lose the hat
 
Xev said:
You are so right Fossil dearest, how could I be so blind. Consider the hat binned along with that poor excuse of a vibrator. I'll get the all singing all dancing one you reccomend along with the cat o nine tails. Shit I should have all this stuff by now. Me having lost my virginity at 14an' all
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that's all right, apology accepted.

Meanwhile Xev, don't display your naivity by having a problem with anal sex. The guys fantasy of you involves that very image and it kind of spoils it for them you coming across such a prude.
 
CF:
I thought you had an imagination, that weak effort is not very demonstrative of that now is it.
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I'm hungover and tired? C'mon, I thought the peanut butter was a nice touch.
Now let's you and me have a bit of a "where the boys aren't" session, no?
I always wanted my genitals to be bumpy and oozing.
 
Xev said:
CF:


I'm hungover and tired? C'mon, I thought the peanut butter was a nice touch.
Now let's you and me have a bit of a "where the boys aren't" session, no?
I always wanted my genitals to be bumpy and oozing.
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I have no problem with that (as long as I keep my eyes closed) but you better bring a strap on. I hope your tits aren't saggy cos mine are rather fabulous.

Oh and I hope you're not designed like a kebab as I am also pretty neat there to.
 
I have no problem with that (as long as I keep my eyes closed) but you better bring a strap on. I hope your tits aren't saggy cos mine are rather fabulous.
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14 or 18 inch?
No, I'm a perky c-cup, and my nipples shoot fire.
 
only a c cup, oh well I suppose it'll do. Though they didn't look that perky in your pic.
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Pfft, like you'd turn anyone or anything down.
Ah, you're old. LIterally and figuratively. Whatever happened to Wanderer?
 
Creative Fossil said:
I am a young blonde who loves to take it up the ass. The bigger the better, which is why white men can no longer satisfy my carnal desires. To tell the truth, I don't just crave cock. One night, horny and alone, I snuck into my neighbors yard, stole their 12 inch long statue of the VIrgin Mary, smeared it with Jiff crunchy peanut butter, and rammed the Holy Mother of Jesus up my gaping, Greek love-hole. The feeling was divine, having my blood and cum spurt around the peanutty Mother of God. I have had five different cases of the clap....
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Transparently fake. They don't sell Jiff peanut butter in the UK. More careful research needed next time. Now, if she'd said Sunpat: very different..
 
Yeah well. I like to keep her on her toes.
Sometimes I do read ToR's posts :)
 
And I do consider rap a threat...
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I was going to find you a picture of Chuck D and superimpose the words "you gonna get rapped!" but I'm not that bored.
 
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