Gosh darn it people, you brought an electronic tear to my web-cam eyes.
Hapsburg
Not me, but I will laugh at you.
Thanks, kind sir.
And your laughter will echo like tinkling champagne glasses to my goat’s ears and it will seem like love.
Bells
And yes you do need help. And I mean that nicely. Errr really...
I do my sweet…ding-a-ling.
Nasor
Hey, just register again under a new name and pick a less sinister looking icon. It's not like we'll ever be able to tell...
Who says I haven’t?
Can’t you tell, yet?
I’m
Bells.
superluminal
Satyr,
I know, deep down, you think you are lost.
And I know that deep down inside, you think you are found.
That’s what makes us so perfect together: Me, a manic-depressive fool, you, a pompous, pretentious wannabe …. Sounds like a friendship.
Please like me.
But there are good people here who will help you to be a 'normal' kind and caring person.
It’s that “normal” part that disgusts me.
If you just drop this mask of harshness and let the genuine "you" shine through, you will make plenty of friends.
But my “real self” is so pathetic, and weak and bland and boring and perverted and needy.
So, unlike all of you good people and normal folk.
I drop the mask my ugliness will become a crucible and my inner beauty will never be appreciated.
Although we are superior, you can better yourself.
It is this ‘superiority’ which frightens me the most.
How could I fit into a group of such well-adjusted, healthy, intelligent minds?
My act is all I have. My hate is what keeps me warm and relevant.
Just share your true feelings with us! We will listen and not judge you. We're here for you.
Ok……here goes……:
I feel like tearing you limb from limb. I fantasize about showing you who and what you are by ripping you apart and showing you your parts, one by one.
I dream about laughing in your face as the last glimmer of life and hope is extinguished in your eyes.
Aaaaaah…that felt good.
Do you love me yet?
invert_flexus
Yeah. A new name. That would do it. Something that has to do with how much he's seen. How far he's travelled. How no one place is his home. No place to call his bed.
Yeah, something heroic and dignified, yet not too pretentious or arrogant.
Something poetic.
Hmm.
Traveler? Nah. We already have a CosmicTraveler. Plus, traveler has connotations of Irish travelers wandering the country bilking little old ladies out of their social security checks.
Traveler sounds good. But it’s sort of simple and doesn’t fully project my sophistication and worldliness.
Hmm.
Wanderer? Nah. We got one of those too. A real douche bag if there ever was one.
No, no, no…I wouldn’t want to be associated with such filth.
Gypsy? Better, but that does have some of the same connotations as traveler.
Yeah, but it has a certain mystic and exoticism to it.
But my racial attitudes exclude such degenerate labels.
I want something that fully captures my wisdom and breeding …like
inverted_nexus does.
You know something that says, I’m smart but I don’t flaunt it and I'm well read but I don't brag about it.
Hobo? People would probably think you smelled.
I do smell and the name Hobo has that added air of rebelliousness, of living under the grid, outside the matrix. A solitary being moving from place to place and feeling comfortable in the dirt…..I like it.
NavStar? Nah. That seems too orderly when in fact I think you're more of a chaotic wanderer, aren't you? From what I've gathered here and there anyway.
Yes, order is certainly not something that can describe me.
But
NavStar sounds like I’m a nerd that watches Star Trek all the time.
I am…but I don’t want that to be the façade I project outwardly.
I want something more macho and strong, both characteristics I lack.
What’s the point of being myself when I can pretend to be someone else?
Hmm. Footman? Nah. You seem to have problems with people thinking you might be an asskisser.
Nah,
Footman is my pet name for you.
I know how little problem you have with being a brown-noser and a sycophant, so forget that one.
I would go for
Butler but that one I’ve reserved for
Mephura.
Queen, is you know who,
Warrior Princess is the one that shall remain unnamed and ……I’m working on some new ones.
Toady is good. Although I’d drop the ‘y’ and just be
Toad.
But that one doesn’t denote any imagery of travel and chaotic wandering.
I considered
Vagabond. That one is a nice one.
Or how about
Chisler?
Or
Retard?
Nah too obvious.
Well. That's it, then. Gonna have to settle with douche bag.
Yup.
Douche bag it is then.
And then every stinky vagina will be your friend.
You’re the expert, man.
Or maybe enema bag.
Your pick.
I think I’ll stick with
Satyr.
Enema Bag has nothing to do with traveling or walking or carousing or being a dick.
It is more, placid, secretive, kowtowing, ass-licking….like you, for instance.
How about you changing your name to
inverted _ rectum?
superluminal
Satyr,
Ignore this nasty person. Tell us your story.
Well it all begun in the amniotic bag of a she-goat.
I was wallowing in the fluidic ignorance when a muscle spasm excreted me into a world of light and brashness……. Shall I go on?
Cottontop3000
i will love you. I will be yo internet vubby. I vill like yu for u. Cool?
Thanks.
Will you be my swab?
water
The tragic thing is that this is all true.
I know! Isn’t that, like, hilarious?
Like, here he is, like, saying things as if to jest and….like….it’s all, like true and shit. Which makes it, like, ironic or something.
Indeed, the name "Satyr" isn't appealing, and "Mephistopheles" is neither.
A simple, regular name would do fine (like Lawrence, Henry, William, ...).
Or Bob
But then again, the real challenge would be to love Satyr while he is being a satyr.
I'm not sure satyrs want love though; they want it only inasmuch as they can then mock it.
And they want mockery to love it.
cosmictraveler
You put on a good front but who are you?
Uuuuuh, a
Satyr, I think?
