Who would you vote for? Paris Hilton or John McCain?

I would vote for...

  • Paris Hilton

    Votes: 20 55.6%
  • John McCain

    Votes: 16 44.4%

  • Total voters
    36
It is a no contest. I would rather fuck Paris than McCain...

Also Paris could serve 2 terms, McCain will be probably dead in 5 years....

This maybe true, but I think it would be better phrased if you said, I would rather be fucked by Paris than McCain.
 
No, if I am fucked, I would rather be fucked by republicans. At least they do it openly, without lubrication. Democrates fuck you too, but they also add insult to injury by asking : "is that hurt?"
 
No, if I am fucked, I would rather be fucked by republicans. At least they do it openly, without lubrication. Democrates fuck you too, but they also add insult to injury by asking : "is that hurt?"

yeah, the democrats fucked up the middle east, and now they got a chance to fuck it up even more.

in the end america will look like this


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Pakistan is going to conquer the USA? Surely you can come up with a more plausible scare than that, Mr. Spock
 
No, if I am fucked, I would rather be fucked by republicans. At least they do it openly, without lubrication. Democrates fuck you too, but they also add insult to injury by asking : "is that hurt?"

Very well said Syzygys!
 
yeah, the democrats fucked up the middle east, and now they got a chance to fuck it up even more.

in my eyes that ssssssays teh USA fucked up MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but its juts me who can bearly write so how woudl i see somekind of
difference betweeeeeeeen republicccccan or demoratc hih hi hiiii
u can alwaaaaaaaaays blame teh othe kjeh kjeh
 
Puppet-whores

I'd back Hilton, I think. As long as we're choosing between puppet-whores, we might as well go with her; unlike McCain, she cannot even begin to assert a pretense otherwise.
 
kjeh kjeh amen bro hih hii traitors took mccain over paul khii khiii hih hii
 
Slouching toward skanquedom

Michael said:

people, please, one hot night in Paris might be fun .... but 4 years, no way

In the first place, I'd be safer with her in the White House than if I had sex with her.

Also, though, there's this:

Asked for a response to the video, the Obama campaign said, literally, “Whatever.” McCain spokesperson Tucker Bounds issued this response: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis — including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”

My, my, the McCain campaign does come up with the dumbest things to say.

That said, watching the Hilton video, a few questions came to mind. First, why is that Paris Hilton’s fake ad includes more substantive talk about energy policy than John McCain’s real ad? Second, if writers helped Hilton with her script, and writers helped McCain with his script, why is it that Hilton seems to have a better grasp on policy details than McCain does? Shouldn’t that be, you know, the other way around?

And third, why is it that a 27-year-old heiress/reality-show star can read a teleprompter better than the presumptive Republican presidential nominee?


(The Carpetbagger Report)

More seriously, though, and maybe it just means I'm old, but wasn't there some sort of murmur and such about the boxers or briefs question in '92? Yet for as much as people complain about the decline in politics, we don't seem to be doing anything about it. Imagine ... Barack vs. Hillary ... will McCain pick Jindal ... will Bush attack Iran ... will al Qaeda make a cameo before the election ....

Flag pins, secret Muslim rumors, baby mama, Paris Hilton ....

Maybe it's time for Americans to admit that this is what we want. We don't want leadership. We don't want integrity. We don't want solutions. We simply want to be entertained.

We'll drag you all down, laughing at the Apocalypse. Somebody, please, stop us.
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Notes:

Benen, Steve. "Why is Paris Hilton better able to talk substance than John McCain?" The Carpetbagger Report. August 6, 2008. http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/16458.html
 
Tiassa

Perhaps the last of the type of American that built the country is about gone. It seems to me that the baby boomers want to rape this place on their way out. Take as much as they can with as little regard for anyone esle as possible, just as they have always been.

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Maybe we can all learn something from their demise

Michael said:

It seems to me that the baby boomers want to rape this place on their way out. Take as much as they can with as little regard for anyone esle as possible, just as they have always been.

Which explains a hell of a lot about the condition of Generation X.

The Boomers are symptomatic of Straussian philosophy and the Cold War, as well as a transition into the technological age.

But there is a backlash taking place among Boomers. Some of them seem to be accepting and adopting the nihilism of their progeny, which is of course derived from Boomer cynicism. But I've seen an amazing transformation of my father over the last ... oh, say, thirteen years or so, that gives me some hope. Perhaps the moral of the Boomer story will be the fleeting and empty glory of their self-obsession.

(That should not suggest that GenX is not self-obsessed, but it's a different obsession. It will be a curious spectacle, indeed, when GenX finally burns out on itself.)
 
I would vote for the gun that shoots Paris Hilton, and the gentle breeze that kills McCain.
 
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