willakitty
Registered Senior Member
Why do farmers keep finding mutilated cows everywhere? Is it a satanist thing like everyone says or is it aliens trying to compare the anatomy of bovines to the ours? If this is the case...Wouldn't you think they'd be a LITTLE smarter (seeing as how they can navigate the far reaches of outter space in tight space craft) than to try and figure us out that way?...
Or am I underestimating their intelligence? Perhaps the aliens, if that's what it is, are just gathering some preliminary information. If they came from a different planet then it is perfectly plausible that their biochemical makeup is very different than our own. We're carbon based. They could very well be...sodium based for all we know. If so, then cutting up poor little innocent cows could give them mountains of information on ALL the creatures of this planet. What we're all basically made of, how our organs work, they basic make up of our bodies, and so on. Right now, from cows, they probably know where our brains and other delicate vital organs are, how we ingest our food, the basic chemical makeup of our systems, what we eat and don't eat, how our bodies feed themselves (respiratory, gastronomical, and cardiovascular systems)...Hmmm...Come to think of it...We're not that much different than other species on the planet when compared to the differences of other possible galaxies. So why cows? Maybe because they're too dumb to run away when given the opportunity...That and they sleep like rocks as anyone whose ever gone cowtipping knows!
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Or am I underestimating their intelligence? Perhaps the aliens, if that's what it is, are just gathering some preliminary information. If they came from a different planet then it is perfectly plausible that their biochemical makeup is very different than our own. We're carbon based. They could very well be...sodium based for all we know. If so, then cutting up poor little innocent cows could give them mountains of information on ALL the creatures of this planet. What we're all basically made of, how our organs work, they basic make up of our bodies, and so on. Right now, from cows, they probably know where our brains and other delicate vital organs are, how we ingest our food, the basic chemical makeup of our systems, what we eat and don't eat, how our bodies feed themselves (respiratory, gastronomical, and cardiovascular systems)...Hmmm...Come to think of it...We're not that much different than other species on the planet when compared to the differences of other possible galaxies. So why cows? Maybe because they're too dumb to run away when given the opportunity...That and they sleep like rocks as anyone whose ever gone cowtipping knows!
