Who here has seen God in pool of their own blood? or eyes of a dying person? or life?

Who here has seen God in pool of their own blood? or eyes of a dying person? or life?

  • I have seen God...he saw me...I went one way and he the other

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  • I have seen God in reflection of my own blood

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  • I have seen God through eyes of a dying person...his smile

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  • God called out to me, but I couldnt not see him...and he was gone

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  • I only feel him

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  • I refuse to answer...I do not wish for this...leave me alone

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  • Total voters
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I used to have a pet Chihuahua which I'm pretty sure was God...

I mean - at least he used to command me to let him outside every now & then.
 
so what happened to your little pet God?
He threw me out of paradise...
LoL !

I mean my ex got custody of him when we got divorced...
hee hee hee hee hee !

It's complicated, you see... him bein' God and all...
 
I thought I saw god in a pool of draqon's blood, but it was just my jizz coagulating into the likeness of an old bearded man.
 
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WIll youse dudes worship my, uh... ex-Chihuahua God-pup ?

I don't even know if he's still alive, but that shouldn't matter, 'cos - like - people don't know if them other Gods are there or not and they still believe in 'um.

Plus them Egyptians worshipped that dude with a dog's head, and they built some, like, pyramids and stuff - so it must be OK, even if it sounds all stupid and shit.

God-wawa told me to drink some blood a couple of times, but I didn't have none, so I got drunk on Goldschalger instead, 'cos I figured it almost said 'God' on the label.

I think somewhere he farted his approval, but the ex-wife might of been feeding him peanut butter again.
 
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