Who farted?
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Sorry, I didn't eat roses.
I had Mexican food last night...my bad.
Damnit!
ah, we obviously have a butt muncher in our midst.
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Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
My brother farts all the damn time, lol 
He is a 15 year old boy, I guess it's in his job description...
He is a 15 year old boy, I guess it's in his job description...I thought farting in your sleep was quite common due to relaxation of muscles?
Now you mention it, my mom often used to say that my room smelled of farts, and I never could think why...
I never noticed my son doing it. But my daughter....Jesus God!!! :fart:
Lol! Does she eat a lot of beans or something??
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