when im about to make love to a woman..

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Vlad

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I utter the words..'get ready for the pain train'.

Do you think this would turn them on?
 
I don't just say the one line..I make a whole theme out of the sexual event.

I can also be heard saying:

'All aboard'

'yeah take that bitch, I aint no thomas the tank engine'

'choo choo choo'

'my train whistle's about to blow'

'next station extacy'
 
I'm not gonna deal with these übercheesy lines.

I'm not even gonna deal with this thread anymore. It's a waste of the electrical impulses that control my fingers. Zing . . .
 
Athelwulf said:
I'm not gonna deal with these übercheesy lines.

I'm not even gonna deal with this thread anymore. It's a waste of the electrical impulses that control my fingers. Zing . . .
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That's a shame. Once I've had you on the track, you never want to go back.
 
Vlad said:
I utter the words..'get ready for the pain train'.

Do you think this would turn them on?
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I'm guessing you don't have a lot of sex with women. But I'm sure the calluses on your hands are used to the pain by now, so you don't have to remind them of the chafing to come. And don't worry Vlad, the blow up doll won't understand what you're trying to say to it... plastics are strange that way..
 
That is just.....so so sad.

I pity you.

I can't believe you get off on this.......Cause noone else is.

That's just so sad.
 
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Vlad said:
I utter the words..'get ready for the pain train'.

Do you think this would turn them on?
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That's funny but your old girlfirend told me that when she commanded you to "Give me 9 inches and make it hurt" you fucked her 3 times then punched her in the face.
 
vlad says, "when im about to make love to a woman.." I wake up.

he who needs to talk about it has never done it, therefore inadquate.
 
If it was me, hearing you say that, I would probably laugh and close my legs. Very tightly. Do you have a thing for trains?
 
HA ha! You can also try mumbling "I know I can! I know I can!" as you go. That'll REALLY turn 'em on. Oh, and try making her buy a pass before she can even enter your bedroom.
 
pixel said:
HA ha! You can also try mumbling "I know I can! I know I can!" as you go. That'll REALLY turn 'em on.
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Heh! Classic!

Although in Vlad's case, I would say that 'I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!' might be the go.

Vlad said:
I can also be heard saying:

'All aboard'

'yeah take that bitch, I aint no thomas the tank engine'

'choo choo choo'

'my train whistle's about to blow'

'next station extacy'
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I just snorted coffee up my nose from laughing at you Vlad. Notice how I say at you and not with you. Tell me Vlad, when you say 'choo choo choo', does she reply with a 'hiss' as she deflates?
 
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I'm more of a boats man myself.
I have em call me 'el capitan.'

'just call me el capitan baby,' etc etc
 
Roman said:
I'm more of a boats man myself.
I have em call me 'el capitan.'

'just call me el capitan baby,' etc etc
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This FOR SURE will never work...
 
Bells said:
Heh! Classic!

Although in Vlad's case, I would say that 'I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!' might be the go.


I just snorted coffee up my nose from laughing at you Vlad. Notice how I say at you and not with you. Tell me Vlad, when you say 'choo choo choo', does she reply with a 'hiss' as she deflates?
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Yeah well I wouldnt let you ride the train anyway. the last time a saw a tunnel like yours I was driving from England to France.
 
Roman said:
I'm more of a boats man myself.
I have em call me 'el capitan.'

'just call me el capitan baby,' etc etc
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Ah yeah, I can see that. Might be cool. 'My mast is ready' ect. I might borrow it some time if you dont mind.
 
I still think the train thing can really work. You can try putting up special posters around busy commuter areas to make a little cash for your exertions -- "Ride all day for $5", that kind of thing.

I can see it now.

"Hello? I'm calling about the ride-all-day-for-free deal?"

"K, but it's not exactly ALL day. You'd have to leave by the time my Mom gets home, Sir."
 
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