Whats your fantacies...

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Mine are...

#1 - Being married to a really hot woman who wants to kill me. When I am not expecting it. Like for instance when we are having sex. But one-day she stabs me while having sex and she actually realizes she loves me, but theres not time to call for an ambulance and I am dying and she puts ice on me to slow the bleeding down and we continue with the sex, and eventually I die while having sex with her in her arms/lap. And then she kills herself preferably.

#2 - Have a harem full of hot concubines some which are bitch's and want to kill me and some which genuinely love me so I have to be really careful and one day I am not careful and I get killed by the one I think loved me. While having sex with her.


My friends are:

#1 having 10 wifes who love him (so boring)

#2 Being the greatest film actor in the world ever (so gay)


What are yours and please be honest, as this is also for my research work I am doing.
 
Having boiling hot beef soup poured all over my mangina, then seducing all the nurses in the emergency room.
 
Just wait 'til Genji gets here :rolleyes:

I'd like to be 'engaged' with an attractive young lady when she starts singing to me.

Preferably someone famous.

Ms. Dynamite isn't really my top choice, but I've always liked the idea of her rodeoing me whilst singing "Ms. Dynamiteeheeyyyy mmmmm eyyyyyyy, uhh uhh, oooooh.. Ooh!"
 
And I'd love bernard's watch. I'd pause time whilst I was in a lecture and molest a lot of girls.

wiki said:
Bernard's Watch was a television programme for children broadcast on CITV. It told the story of a boy who had a magical watch which allowed him to pause and resume time. This made for all kinds of strange, time-related adventures - often with Bernard solving a sticky situation using his watch.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard's_Watch

The dirty bastard
 
Muslim said:
Mine are...

#1 - Being married to a really hot woman who wants to kill me. When I am not expecting it. Like for instance when we are having sex. But one-day she stabs me while having sex and she actually realizes she loves me, but theres not time to call for an ambulance and I am dying and she puts ice on me to slow the bleeding down and we continue with the sex, and eventually I die while having sex with her in her arms/lap. And then she kills herself preferably.

#2 - Have a harem full of hot concubines some which are bitch's and want to kill me and some which genuinely love me so I have to be really careful and one day I am not careful and I get killed by the one I think loved me. While having sex with her.


My friends are:

#1 having 10 wifes who love him (so boring)

#2 Being the greatest film actor in the world ever (so gay)


What are yours and please be honest, as this is also for my research work I am doing.
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Mine is to extract vengenge on Dunoir for what he did to Hunky. To cut him down to size and show the rollie smoking sadist what it feels like to be helpless and knowing his fate is a bad one. I want Hunky to be an older man I can look up to in good times and bad and to be by my side for all times sake. He has proven to me that he is "worthy" and all Dunior has proven is his intolance to tradional means of fashion and treated my fella as a low grade joke (Bon voyage mate-Lets get one thing clear RAT he is NOT your mate and niether am I) not to mention killed a lovely german gentleman who only wanted the scum to stop stealing his car. Here is an alterative line to the film I added.
"Hey what do you think your doing? thats my carrrrrrr"
"Hey hey stop hey get out of my charet"
"Allo young man can you get this crim out of my car and clobber him for me"
"MY PLEASURE sire"
of course Max would exit the porsche face 1st I would sit on his furry chest and use his face as a punching bag and then take his weapon and stick it so far up where the sun dont shine he will need surgery to get it out unless it goes off up him which I will be chatting to Hunky on the plane and wont care in the slightest.

FCM:D
 
Hmmm.:rolleyes: MY fantacie (how Adorable!) would be to be smothered in Muslim flesh next to the pool. He would be sweaty too. All that MEAT! Sweat dripping all over my perky body as I grope his tight loin-quarters.
I'll stop there......
 
Muslim said:
Mine are...

#1 - Being married to a really hot woman who wants to kill me. When I am not expecting it. Like for instance when we are having sex. But one-day she stabs me while having sex and she actually realizes she loves me, but theres not time to call for an ambulance and I am dying and she puts ice on me to slow the bleeding down and we continue with the sex, and eventually I die while having sex with her in her arms/lap. And then she kills herself preferably.

#2 - Have a harem full of hot concubines some which are bitch's and want to kill me and some which genuinely love me so I have to be really careful and one day I am not careful and I get killed by the one I think loved me. While having sex with her.


My friends are:

#1 having 10 wifes who love him (so boring)

#2 Being the greatest film actor in the world ever (so gay)


What are yours and please be honest, as this is also for my research work I am doing.
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This must be why you incite violence from females with your objectionable posts.
 
Muslim said:
Mine are...

#1 - Being married to a really hot woman who wants to kill me. When I am not expecting it. Like for instance when we are having sex. But one-day she stabs me while having sex and she actually realizes she loves me, but theres not time to call for an ambulance and I am dying and she puts ice on me to slow the bleeding down and we continue with the sex, and eventually I die while having sex with her in her arms/lap. And then she kills herself preferably.

#2 - Have a harem full of hot concubines some which are bitch's and want to kill me and some which genuinely love me so I have to be really careful and one day I am not careful and I get killed by the one I think loved me. While having sex with her.
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Why not just shoot yourself in the head while having a wank ?
" Git-R-Done ! "


Muslim said:
What are yours and please be honest, as this is also for my research work I am doing.
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I'd like to stumble upon a seemingly insignificant suitcase...
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The Football

And make a few "phone calls"...
:cool:
 
I would like to make love in an aeroplane toilet, then smoke a cigerette afterwards. I realize the latter will never, ever come true! :(
 
imaplanck. said:
I would like to make love in an aeroplane toilet, then smoke a cigerette afterwards. I realize the latter will never, ever come true! :(
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Why not?
They gotta have some kinda vent-fan in the thing, else it might end up reeking of crap the entire flight.
LoL

Besides, what are they gonna do to you after the fact -
Open the back door and toss you off the plane ?

Better "Git-R-Done" before I find that bag, tho' - 'cos afterward the last things to take to the air are gonna be Minutemen and SS-20s
(or whatever commie-land's got left !)

hee hee hee hee hee !!!
;)
 
My fantasy is to have sex with a womans mother, then have her really hot 16 year old daughter come on to me and say "If you don't have sex with me I'll say you touched me inappropriately". Then I'll agree and fuck the young tight girl in the same bed her mom & I fuck in. Muhaha. Later they'll enjoy having a threesome with me when she gets her mom drunk and we all bang eachother LOL.
 
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