What's wrong with women?

[Mr. Hamtastic]

I know. Hormones, right? That's why women are allowed to do maddening things, like ask for my opinion, then be upset when I give it to them. Or the always fun "I'm just feeling bitchy". I love that one. Or the doublestandard,"I know when I was home I didn't have to clean and stuff, but I had IMPORTANT things to do, that I could not take 15 minutes and clean up behind myself and the children, you on the other hand, should have this place spotless, even though you never mentioned it to me, I will mention it to you on a daily basis!" Then there's the,"Why aren't you paying me attention? Don't bother me I'm watching TV! Pay me attention!!!"

Women, my wife confuses the HELL out of me. I love her dearly, but most of the time I think she is secretly trying to push me over the edge into purest nutdom. Can you 'splain?

 

[francois]

These threads are always very interesting.:wallbang::wallbang:

 

[John99]

Rub their feet, treat them like princesses or whip them into submission. There does not seem to be a middle ground. So unless you plan on keepin the women chained up in the basement then treat them like princesses.

 

[synthesizer-patel]

Can you add an "all of the above" option to the poll please.


Perhaps this is why I never settled down

my motto is: Its going to take one very special woman


or a bunch of average ones

 

[S.A.M.]

We want toasted ice?

 

[(Q)]

I know. Hormones, right? That's why women are allowed to do maddening things, like ask for my opinion, then be upset when I give it to them. Or the always fun "I'm just feeling bitchy". I love that one. Or the doublestandard,"I know when I was home I didn't have to clean and stuff, but I had IMPORTANT things to do, that I could not take 15 minutes and clean up behind myself and the children, you on the other hand, should have this place spotless, even though you never mentioned it to me, I will mention it to you on a daily basis!" Then there's the,"Why aren't you paying me attention? Don't bother me I'm watching TV! Pay me attention!!!"

Women, my wife confuses the HELL out of me. I love her dearly, but most of the time I think she is secretly trying to push me over the edge into purest nutdom. Can you 'splain?

God decreed it. It is His "purpose"

 

[camilus]

Can you add an "all of the above" option to the poll please.


Perhaps this is why I never settled down

my motto is: Its going to take one very special woman


or a bunch of average ones

post of the year! My new life's philosophy concerning women! :bravo:

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

We want toasted ice?

I'm tempted to call that Post Of The Year but I haven't been here long enough.


Humans, generally, have deep seated psychiatric problems and they all need to be medicated except that 99% of current medications have gross side effects.
Humans are controlled by hormones, they could do any thing at any time for no apparent reason.
Humans act unstable, psychotic, and delusional.