Zombies.
Love them, hate them, or flee from a howling mob of them through a darkened back alley while trying to reload a .30-.30, zombies are in the collective consciousness and unconsciousness of everyone with a subliminal sexual cannibalism mania. (That means YOU, Joe Q.)
It's an observation of mine that great minds, and poor ones, think alike. Now, it's not a question of whether the zombies are ever going to come. (Obviously, they are.) Rather, I've run into this attitude several times and I'm curious to see just how many people are emotionally absorbed by this impossible topic to invest valuable hours of brain-time that would otherwise go into DragonBall Z or Wii or even internet pornography into the conception and planning of a fortified locale or other survival strategy with which to "survive the rise" and wait out the long, long road to the return of civilization from the brink of destruction by the zombie menace.
Yet - in testimony either to their blissful ignorance of the impending holocaust, or maybe an addiction to "Extreme Home Makeover" - even mental preparation for the Last Great Zombie War appears to be lacking in most members of the human population with two X chromosomes. That is, wimmin. Gurls. Them.
So, to wit, if perhaps you could quietly file past, without panic but moving briskly so as to avoid the bloodied, rotting hands reaching through the boards, and fill out the survey with information regarding your gender, if known, and a categorical response to the question "Do you have a zombie survival plan?", it would be much appreciated by the remnants of society that will, assuredly, plug in the dusty server board at some unknown future date to examine the psychology behind this very thread "just to see where it all went wrong", decades and decades after the near-annihilation of all mankind.
And, if you do have a survival plan, a detail description of the type of refuge, it's proximity to areas of note, protective strategy, food stocks and the exact GPS location would be very...uh, helpful.
Thankyou, citizens.
Zombie Geoff
Love them, hate them, or flee from a howling mob of them through a darkened back alley while trying to reload a .30-.30, zombies are in the collective consciousness and unconsciousness of everyone with a subliminal sexual cannibalism mania. (That means YOU, Joe Q.)
It's an observation of mine that great minds, and poor ones, think alike. Now, it's not a question of whether the zombies are ever going to come. (Obviously, they are.) Rather, I've run into this attitude several times and I'm curious to see just how many people are emotionally absorbed by this impossible topic to invest valuable hours of brain-time that would otherwise go into DragonBall Z or Wii or even internet pornography into the conception and planning of a fortified locale or other survival strategy with which to "survive the rise" and wait out the long, long road to the return of civilization from the brink of destruction by the zombie menace.
Yet - in testimony either to their blissful ignorance of the impending holocaust, or maybe an addiction to "Extreme Home Makeover" - even mental preparation for the Last Great Zombie War appears to be lacking in most members of the human population with two X chromosomes. That is, wimmin. Gurls. Them.
So, to wit, if perhaps you could quietly file past, without panic but moving briskly so as to avoid the bloodied, rotting hands reaching through the boards, and fill out the survey with information regarding your gender, if known, and a categorical response to the question "Do you have a zombie survival plan?", it would be much appreciated by the remnants of society that will, assuredly, plug in the dusty server board at some unknown future date to examine the psychology behind this very thread "just to see where it all went wrong", decades and decades after the near-annihilation of all mankind.
And, if you do have a survival plan, a detail description of the type of refuge, it's proximity to areas of note, protective strategy, food stocks and the exact GPS location would be very...uh, helpful.
Thankyou, citizens.
Zombie Geoff
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