What not to do when alone.

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Just tell your dad that you were jerking it and splooged on the keyboard on accident. He will understand!
 
Look at my posting history. I don't type like a mentally deficient 13 year old pubescent boy.

Exactly. It struck me as really really odd that Absane, who otherwise types properly and writes about how he exercises and school and finance plans and all that would post a post like this OP in seriousness!
 
Yea beer shits are the worst.

Who drinks beer? I stick to Jagermeister and Vodka. When I drink Jagar I feel euphoric in the morning. When I drink Vodka, I can wake up like much of nothing happened the night before.
 
Dang you are lucky, 'cause Jager make me feel like holy hell in the morning...but I'm also a little older than you and my pipes are a little rusty.
 
When your dad asked what is was you should have acted like you hadn't seen that before and said, "Ugh what the fuck Dad?! You tell me. That's disgusting what's wrong with you? You owe me a new keyboard." And made him feel ashamed for the rest of the day.:cool:
 
Ok since I ca't create a new thread in the cesspool, I'll ask the question here.

What's the most disgusting disturbing wrong thing some of y'all have done with your splooge.

A friend of mine once said he used to wipe it into the dining room table when he was done...
 
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