What not to do when alone.

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Absane

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i was watching porn and jerkin it and couldnt stop.. i shot a load on the right side of the keyboard (where the number keys are) and it's all in between the keys and stuff. WTF do i do? my dad gets home from work at 5 today. i would take a picture but i dont want to gross people out or get banned. Is there any way to clean this up so he doesnt notice anything?
 
Depending on what kind of keyboard it is:

There are some classical keyboards for PC's where you can take the keys off (but before you do that, make sure you make a scheme of the keyboard on a piece of paper, so that later on you'll know where to place each key back). They keys can then be washed in warm water using mild detergent, and the rest of the keyboard can be easily cleaned too using a soft, slightly wet cloth, with mild detergent. (But never spray detergent directly on the keyboard.)

It's useful to have baby wet towels (get the ones that are not specifically scented or with balsam) in the house, too, and they're usually cheaper than wet all-purpose towels.

Although by now, it is probably too late, and your dad is already home.
Try to be more careful the next time. ;)
 
Spray the keyboard down with rubbing alcohol. Then use a paper towel....and for fuck's sake...spluging on the monitor screen is not the same as giving a real facial. :)
 
Buy a new keyboard, just tell her that it was getting old and the keys were "sticking". ;)
 
throw this keyboard away and buy a new one. Say the keyboard fell on a floor and cracked and stopped working.
 
so my dad came hom e at around 530 or whatever.,, he saw the load on the keyboard cuz i couldnt get it all clean ed up and he asks me what the shit is this. i told him i made a baking soda and vinager volcano for my science class and that was water and baking soda. i loled and he loled then he left after telling me clean the shit up. i still cant get it all cleaned up though and if i don't then my mom will see it and get mad because she is a slut whore bag that sucks my dad's boss's cock so she knows what cum looks like. i'm in deep shit :(
 
Absane said:
so my dad came hom e at around 530 or whatever.,, he saw the load on the keyboard cuz i couldnt get it all clean ed up and he asks me what the shit is this. i told him i made a baking soda and vinager volcano for my science class and that was water and baking soda. i loled and he loled then he left after telling me clean the shit up. i still cant get it all cleaned up though and if i don't then my mom will see it and get mad because she is a slut whore bag that sucks my dad's boss's cock so she knows what cum looks like. i'm in deep shit :(
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I really do hope this is all an April Fools joke, considering its content, I'm moving this to cesspool for that reason.

Although you should be thinking more scientifically in regards to what you are attempting. Namely what is the chemistry of the particular bi-product and what reacts with it.

Using any form of Methylated or White Spirits will react with the keyboards plastics, so you might want to try something like vinegar on the basis of removing a starch.

You'll need an old toothbrush and cotton buds to get in the gaps etc.
 
Absane said:
so my dad came hom e at around 530 or whatever.,, he saw the load on the keyboard cuz i couldnt get it all clean ed up and he asks me what the shit is this. i told him i made a baking soda and vinager volcano for my science class and that was water and baking soda. i loled and he loled then he left after telling me clean the shit up. i still cant get it all cleaned up though and if i don't then my mom will see it and get mad because she is a slut whore bag that sucks my dad's boss's cock so she knows what cum looks like. i'm in deep shit :(
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Tell your mom that it was your dad that spooged on the keyboard when his boss sent pictures of you mom polishing his pole. This will impress her and prompt her to ask your dad to join her and his boss in group sex. If your dad can work it better than your mom, he may get a raise and buy you a nicer keyboard than the one you soiled.

Meh, It's a long shot, but hey. (no pun intended)
 
Absane said:
i was watching porn and jerkin it and couldnt stop.. i shot a load on the right side of the keyboard (where the number keys are) and it's all in between the keys and stuff. WTF do i do? my dad gets home from work at 5 today. i would take a picture but i dont want to gross people out or get banned. Is there any way to clean this up so he doesnt notice anything?
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What The Fuck?
 
oh yeah this is Absane's 1st April late joke... he doesn't talk like that and that explanation to "his father" was lame. FAKE
 
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