Because your hypothesis does not present any association with any laws of physics.
You can just as well say, "The eggplant field is associated with matter and is what we call gravity. The anti-eggplant field is associated with anti-particles and opposes the eggplant field. Alongside this is the courgette field, which we call charge and the anti-courgette field that we call negative charge. Eggplant fields oppose courgette fields". "Heinsenberg's uncertainty principle is a result of a depression in the eggplant field being rotated around the squash dimension". It has as much meaning.