What is sciforums?

Well, wouldn't the study of constipation be a hard science?

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Only hard in the sense of "difficult". You can technically still have constipation with the softest of, um, output. ;)
Constipation is all about frequency (i.e. low) rather than content itself. :)
 
Only hard in the sense of "difficult". You can technically still have constipation with the softest of, um, output. ;)
Constipation is all about frequency (i.e. low) rather than content itself. :)
Technically true, no doubt, but as the large bowel abstracts water from the contents, a sluggish gut will tend to produce hard faeces.

Full disclosure: I had a hernia op last month and was advised to take sodium docusate pills for a while, to keep my faeces softer and more bulky while the surgery heals, to avoid any risk of straining. This is a surfactant (a sulphonate), which tends to retain more water in spite of the dehydrating effect of the large bowel, and also retains more fat. (I find these medical indignities can be made somewhat easier to bear by applying what remains of my knowledge of chemistry.)
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There. Just trying to keep the science content of this forum up to scratch, in view of recent comments by wegs and James R . :)
 
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Technically true, no doubt, but as the large bowel abstracts water from the contents, a sluggish gut will tend to produce hard faeces.

Full disclosure: I had a hernia op last month and was advised to take sodium docusate pills for a while, to keep my faeces softer and more bulky while the surgery heals, to avoid any risk of straining. This is a surfactant (a sulphonate), which tends to retain more water in spite of the dehydrating effect of the large bowel, and also retains more fat. (I find these medical indignities can be made somewhat easier to bear by applying what remains of my knowledge of chemistry.)
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There. Just trying to keep the science content of this forum up to scratch, in view of recent comments by wegs and James R . :)

Are you getting enough Magnesium in your diet?
 
How would I know? I eat normally, with a slight Mediterranean bias. Fish twice a week, once oily, 1-2 veggie nights per week. I like spinach and cavolo nero.
I went through that procedure a few years back .The constipation was very unpleasant (a general nausea )and the relief when full stools were resumed was a great feeling.

I had another effect after leaving the hospital for home .What I learned to describe as baboon ass balls (well mainly the one side of the scrotum)

The change in position from prolonged bed rest to daily activity allowed a flow of blood from the site of the surgery to enter that region by force of gravity.

Very alarmed as I had not been forewarned , I presented myself to the 24 hr emergency doctor who explained to me what had happened.

When I did get back home there was an emergency at the house which meant I had to set up a tall ladder and go on the roof (I think there was a leak) -the last thing I wanted to be doing after that surgery but no harm came of it.
 
Are you getting enough Magnesium in your diet?
Peanuts, oats, spinach, salmon, black beans, kidney beans....if exchemist is leaning Mediterranean he's likely to get plenty. Really, just eating a variety of nuts would do it. Wait...now I've forgotten the thread topic. And I don't get the in-joke about norbornane. Looks like an industrial bicyclic?
 
Peanuts, oats, spinach, salmon, black beans, kidney beans....if exchemist is leaning Mediterranean he's likely to get plenty. Really, just eating a variety of nuts would do it. Wait...now I've forgotten the thread topic. And I don't get the in-joke about norbornane. Looks like an industrial bicyclic?
Norbornane is my avatar, that’s all. It’s because of the norbornyl cation, which has non-classical bonding and thus was an object of fascination when I was an undergraduate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2-Norbornyl_cation It’s the sort of thing boron does all the time, but not carbon.

Back to Mg, yes I think my diet has plenty of those items, especially now that nuts are in season. I always have a few walnuts and hazel nuts at the end of dinner - there’s a bowl of them on the kitchen table at this time of year.
I went through that procedure a few years back .The constipation was very unpleasant (a general nausea )and the relief when full stools were resumed was a great feeling.

I had another effect after leaving the hospital for home .What I learned to describe as baboon ass balls (well mainly the one side of the scrotum)

The change in position from prolonged bed rest to daily activity allowed a flow of blood from the site of the surgery to enter that region by force of gravity.

Very alarmed as I had not been forewarned , I presented myself to the 24 hr emergency doctor who explained to me what had happened.

When I did get back home there was an emergency at the house which meant I had to set up a tall ladder and go on the roof (I think there was a leak) -the last thing I wanted to be doing after that surgery but no harm came of it.
This was done by laparoscopy and was extraperitoneal, i.e. they find the space between the abdominal muscles and the peritoneum and blow it up with CO2, thus avoiding the need to puncture the peritoneum - they go round the side in effect and unroll a patch of mesh reinforcement.They did both sides. Very ingenious. I was able to go home 3 hrs after the op, which is pretty good. 3 one inch cuts in a line, from just below the navel to just above the penis: one for the light and endoscope, and two for various instruments. I was warned about baboon balls but have not seen it, though there is some puffiness either side of my lower abdomen which may be pooled blood or serum from the procedure. I expect it will go away eventually. And no stitches. They used surgical glue, which is a bit like that silicone stuff you put round your bath. It’s almost all peeled off now. So almost no scars.

In fact, perhaps thanks to the docusate (humorously referred to in the family as “duke-o-eze”), I have not been troubled by constipation. Though I did make sure to crap with extreme caution for the first couple of weeks.
 
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apart from commissioning some oil plant QC labs.
Even though I now know more, am paid more, the lab days were my best days. It was hard work, surrounded by people who all knew more than I did, a humbling experience.
We all meet up twice a year still though the labs closed in 2007.

My university pals all met up the other week because one of the gang was 60, the first to hit that target.

I hit that target next year. Yikes.
 
I miss Olga if I'm honest. Easily one of the angriest, shortest fused, frustrating posters on this site but I liked the human side, I side she very rarely revealed.
I had her on ignore for ages because she refused to solve her translation issue!
She was also very rude about English people, English men. When she started on that I suddenly felt all very English, insulted and defensive.
She pressed a button.
 
Even though I now know more, am paid more, the lab days were my best days. It was hard work, surrounded by people who all knew more than I did, a humbling experience.
We all meet up twice a year still though the labs closed in 2007.

My university pals all met up the other week because one of the gang was 60, the first to hit that target.

I hit that target next year. Yikes.
I recall having suddenly to do wet chemical titrations after a 20yr gap, using a method I had never practiced, for ppm Zn in railroad engine oil, in Guatemala, because the chemist in the little plant I was commissioning had gone off sick.

(US railroad diesels, use, or used, silver-plated wrist pins in the pistons. The presence of Zn dialkyl dithiophosphates (ZDDP), a common anti-wear agent in lubricants, would wreck the engine, hence the need to verify there is no contamination with Zn.)
 
Yeah it would by spectroscopy (not MS) in large QC labs, but this was a little plant just for the Guatemalan market.
I will feedback Monday on this, check a few test reports.

Bloody Chemists, so precise, not as bad as physicists at least. Don't get me started on mathematicians!

Biology students go on rallies and attend Pink Floyd concerts, that did it for me.
 
I will feedback Monday on this, check a few test reports.

Bloody Chemists, so precise, not as bad as physicists at least. Don't get me started on mathematicians!

Biology students go on rallies and attend Pink Floyd concerts, that did it for me.
XRF was coming in for QC work when I retired. But I don’t recall MS. I think it may be too expensive for the sort of routine work we needed.

That Guatemalan trip was the only time I’ve shaken hands with a head of state. Mind you, he was out within 2 years. It was all a bit General Alcazar, if you know your Tintin.
 
I will feedback Monday on this, check a few test reports.

Bloody Chemists, so precise, not as bad as physicists at least. Don't get me started on mathematicians!

Biology students go on rallies and attend Pink Floyd concerts, that did it for me.
I’ve looked up the ASTM methods I dimly remember. One uses AAS (atomic absorption) and one uses ICP-OES (inductively coupled plasma optical emission). The latter I think is a bigger machine and quite costly compared to AAS, but can handle a wider range of analysis, so was justifiable for big plants.
 
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