for god's sake woman, hurry up and make an honest man outta me. my biological cock is ticking, and I wants babies.....lots of em
As long as you're willing to carry all of them!
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As long as you're willing to carry all of them!
once they're born. i'll be a good dad, but I don't do nappies....As long as you're willing to carry all of them!
In that case, honey, you better learn!
http://www.fathers.com/todaysfather/2002-2003/Images/change diaper.jpg
In that case, honey, you better learn!
http://www.fathers.com/todaysfather/2002-2003/Images/change diaper.jpg
exactly. nah I'll leave that to you, I mean you wouldn't want me throwing up all over junior would you?
Nah I'll hold the bucket to make sure you don't
this isn't a very efficient division of labour hun, now lets not fight eh cupcake....besides, if I'm changing nappies, I cant be in the kitchen preparing that beautiful meal for 2, and furthermore if I'm too tired from changing those nappies I won't have enough energy to give you that all over body massage after that lovely dinner which I made you.........
this isn't a very efficient division of labour hun, now lets not fight eh cupcake....besides, if I'm changing nappies, I cant be in the kitchen preparing that beautiful meal for 2, and furthermore if too tired from changing those nappies I won't have enough energy to give you that all over body massage after that lovely dinner which I made you.........
Hmm tempting. We can negotiate on a case by case basis.
theres no negotiation in love my sweet, just compromise.
you learn fast!...... ultimately the man is always right.Whatever you say, hun.
you'll make good wifey material
you learn fast!...... ultimately the man is always right.
you'll make good wifey material
Luv, Muslim style?
Maximus
how are you
if it is to expose the Agents of alqueda, which i think you are, then it is no problem at all and not foolish
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take it ez
zak
no talking with infidels....especially the stupid ones.Y'know what they say: if love is blind, marriage is an eye-opener.
care to enlighten me about the first two??(!)3 strikes. Sorry.
This thread gets better and better.
* gets out popcorn *
What will happen next? Will Sam and Outlandish go their separate ways? Will Baron Max and Zak fight it out at ten paces with ice cream cones? And will someone find Zardozi's dickie?
Tune in tomorrow, and find out even less than you already knew.
Geoff
* gets out popcorn *
What will happen next? Will Sam and Outlandish go their separate ways? Will Baron Max and Zak fight it out at ten paces with ice cream cones? And will someone find Zardozi's dickie?
Tune in tomorrow, and find out even less than you already knew.
Geoff