Vertical drinking ban? Stand against this.

I currently do not have a horse in this race, certainly not the tea totally tedious types.
When I did drink though....
Standing drinkers used to annoy the hell out of me, find a fucking seat for Christ sake, how hard is it!?
If there are no seats available, move to the next pub please.
Also, the pub staff do not need your company at the bar, they are not interested in your conversation, jokes, "banter" (conversation for stupid people) they just want to finish their shift and get back to their life.
I on the other hand AM interested, I am wondering why you are blocking the bar when I want to get served, why you are talking to bar staff when she should be serving me, with a smile.
Find a seat!
In fact in London’s West End most of the stand up drinking is between 1800 and 2000, after work before the guys catch the train back to the ‘burbs where they mostly live. My brother and I used to meet at a pub in Covent Garden and nearly always found the place emptied out to a more reasonable level after 1930 or so. Then you could get a seat and start to hear yourself think. So we would pitch up at 1900, have one pint standing and bellowing at each other, then find a table, get another pint or two and have a more civilised conversation - before moving on to one of Soho’s Chinese restaurants.
 
get another pint or two and have a more civilised conversation - before moving on to one of Soho’s Chinese restaurants.
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain..."
"banter" (conversation for stupid people)
Hahaha! A lot of it, yes.


Has noone thought of inventing alcoholic food?

They could stand around on the trottoir eating gin flavoured crisps or whiskey syringed cod and chips.
Given, as noted, that alcohol tends to volatilize out of cooked foods, the post hoc syringe approach seems workable. Or unbaked desserts, as Pin mentioned. I wish alcohol and heavy sugar didn't make me barf (I could never stomach rum and coke, e.g.). Swedish potato whiskey (Aquavit) seems like something to inject into french fries, the potato harmonizing with the potato. Or not.
 
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain..."

Hahaha! A lot of it, yes.



Given, as noted, that alcohol tends to volatilize out of cooked foods, the post hoc syringe approach seems workable. Or unbaked desserts, as Pin mentioned. I wish alcohol and heavy sugar didn't make me barf (I could never stomach rum and coke, e.g.). Swedish potato whiskey (Aquavit) seems like something to inject into french fries, the potato harmonizing with the potato. Or not.
When I make a vanilla sponge cake with strawberries and cream, as I sometimes do for a birthday or something, I drizzle 2-3 dessert spoons of kirsch into the sponge when assembling it after baking. It seems to give it a bit of a lift. And my son puts amaretto into tiramisu, which is the only dessert he makes. So yeah, in cold desserts maybe.
 
Standing drinkers used to annoy the hell out of me, find a fucking seat for Christ sake, how hard is it!?
In some places, incredibly hard. And in some places it is the fact that a place is busy that attracts: if it was a shit pub, especially in London, why would it be busy? People want the crowds, it adds to the atmosphere. If you want a quiet pub to nurse a beer, find one, and don't complain that some are popular and busy.
If there are no seats available, move to the next pub please.
Why? I'm not saying I would want to stand, but some have no issue with it, even when the pub isn't busy and there are seats available. Why should they be required to move elsewhere if there are no seats? You don't need a seat for drinking, do you? Back in the 90s the popular pubs I frequented were nearly all standing-room only at their busiest. Great places. If we couldn't get seats, so what, we'd stand around and chat.
And if a pub doesn't want people "vertical drinking" then they can say so, just as some put up signs to not distract the bar-staff when busy.
Also, the pub staff do not need your company at the bar, they are not interested in your conversation, jokes, "banter" (conversation for stupid people) they just want to finish their shift and get back to their life.
Some do, sure. Some are more than happy to chat as long as they can still do their job when required. At least in my experience, and especially when you're a "local".
I on the other hand AM interested, I am wondering why you are blocking the bar when I want to get served, why you are talking to bar staff when she should be serving me, with a smile.
People who insist on talking to bar-staff when it's clear they're too busy, sure, that's just rude. But a barperson is more than just a person working in a shop. Or at least they have been in my experience. Some places make it more impersonal, others are more chatty.
Find a seat!
Every pub is different (maybe not Wetherspoons, or the other big chains). Each tends to have its own character. If you don't like one - whether because you don't like the drinks they offer, or you dislike "vertical drinking", then, as you suggest: "... read the room and go to an old man's pub." ;)
 
In some places, incredibly hard. And in some places it is the fact that a place is busy that attracts: if it was a shit pub, especially in London, why would it be busy? People want the crowds, it adds to the atmosphere. If you want a quiet pub to nurse a beer, find one, and don't complain that some are popular and busy.

Why? I'm not saying I would want to stand, but some have no issue with it, even when the pub isn't busy and there are seats available. Why should they be required to move elsewhere if there are no seats? You don't need a seat for drinking, do you? Back in the 90s the popular pubs I frequented were nearly all standing-room only at their busiest. Great places. If we couldn't get seats, so what, we'd stand around and chat.
And if a pub doesn't want people "vertical drinking" then they can say so, just as some put up signs to not distract the bar-staff when busy.

Some do, sure. Some are more than happy to chat as long as they can still do their job when required. At least in my experience, and especially when you're a "local".

People who insist on talking to bar-staff when it's clear they're too busy, sure, that's just rude. But a barperson is more than just a person working in a shop. Or at least they have been in my experience. Some places make it more impersonal, others are more chatty.

Every pub is different (maybe not Wetherspoons, or the other big chains). Each tends to have its own character. If you don't like one - whether because you don't like the drinks they offer, or you dislike "vertical drinking", then, as you suggest: "... read the room and go to an old man's pub." ;)
Yeah I get it, I've been an old man since my 20s in this respect. My thing with mates or alone was find a pub, quite seat table relax. A busy pub a few at the bar is fine but by the time it gets to a few deep im off.
 
In some places, incredibly hard.
Yep. Most of the bars in Boston were standing room only on Friday and Saturday nights. Often Thursday and Sunday as well. We'd have a good looking woman from our group push to the front to get us drinks (for some reason they'd pay more attention to her) and we'd stand around in a cluster afterwards anywhere we could find room.
 
Yeah I get it, I've been an old man since my 20s in this respect. My thing with mates or alone was find a pub, quite seat table relax. A busy pub a few at the bar is fine but by the time it gets to a few deep im off.
Yes I agree. Pubs are for schivilished c-convershation over a beer or three. But one of my pub rules is that you always find a seat after a while, even if the pub is crowded. At least that seems to be true in the sort of pubs I like (the ones without music, without a TV screen showing a sodding football match, and which do not - sacrilege - refrigerate the real ale :) ). I think the reason one always finds a seat is because of the stand-up drinkers who don't take one when it becomes free. So I'm all for stand-up drinkers, so long as I don't have to be one of them.

Speaking of seats and old men, I am finding nowadays I very often get offered a seat on the Underground, nearly always by some sweet girl. It alarmed me at first to think I look so old, but now I quite enjoy it. One of the small compensations of growing old (72 coming up) is that the girls are so friendly now. I suppose that to them I'm grandpa. (Perhaps this last bit belongs in your "kind strangers" thread.)
 
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