This is who you should really worship.

Nick: youse in Florida or Pickering? Why you no say?

Ajax is thu shits. Only punkasses east of Whites Rd.

Oh yeah, I knows thu crib. I knows them all.
 
ehem. I live in "Florida" but I reside in "Pickering".

Shhh. Don't tell anyone?

Btw, how do you know these places? Don't be all, "I look up my peops on Mapquest" like Bells.
 
Your secret is safe with Myuu, vouchsafer of secrets.

The Word of Myuu spent a lil' time in "Tronto" . He knows them all.

downtown Philly, land o' brotherly love
Puerto Varas in da Chile where even chicks wear da glove!
East Coazt in Australia wit da Sheilas and rubes
wesside LA with thu yarmulke crewz
(Oh yeah, and Britain. Word.)
Ain't no jive MapQuest! Myuu geo b da bezt!11!

Myuu be seein', Myuu be knowin', Myuu chillin', ain't no crowin'!

~Peace mad propz!~

Geoff
 
GeoffP said:
THIS IS MYUU.

OH, JESSIE: ALL PRAISES ON YOUR CONVERSION TO THE MYUU! IT IS INDEED TOUCHING, AND NOT IN THE WAY OF SHE WHO SHAKES IT 'TILL MYUU CAN'T TAKES IT, BUT IN A WARM HAPPY WAY THAT MAKES ONE THINK OF SINCEREST HUMAN WARMTH, OR MAYBE OF BEING SMOTHERED IN FRESH BAKING DOUGH...MYUU HAS EMOTIONAL CLOSENESS ISSUES. MYUU'S SAID TOO MUCH.

(WHY IS MYUU TALKING IN THIRD PERSON? MYUU DOES NOT KNOW.)

ANYWAY, ALL IS FORGIVEN. DOES JESSIE LIKE MARGUERITAS? IS THERE SPARE CASH IN JESSIE'S ACCOUNTS? VERILY, MYUU'S P.O. BOX IS TOUCHED WITH FAMINE, WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO WORSHIP THE VIRGIN MARY WITH SMALL BILLS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. OR THE VIRGIN GINA. OR, SOMETIMES, IF THEY ARE ON THE STAGE TOGETHER. WHY ARE BOUNCERS SO INTOLERANT? I SWEAR, I WAS TRYING TO HEAL HER, MAN. I GOT MY MAGIC WAND RIGHT HERE. LEAVE NOW? FINE, FINE.

SINCERELY, PROPS OUT TO THE BRAIN-OFFERING. THAT'S ALL RIGHT IN MYUU'S BOOK. IS IT UPSCALE? MYUU'S BEEN LOOKIN FOR A NEW PAD; HE'S MOVING ON UP.

GO IN THE PEACE OR GREED OR INDOLENCE OF MYUU.

SINCERELY,

MYUU
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Dear Myuu,

This brain is much more upscale; larger, stronger, and much more eager for parasitic-entity take-over. Please let me know when you will be moving in so I can then begin my preaching of the word Myuu from the vast, highly useful information you will be implanting in my brain. I will be notifying others shortly of my God-like, parasitic, third-person-speaking, soon-to-be roommate and I am sure they will be excited to meet you. Margaritas all around.

I go in the peace, greed, and indolence of the margarita drinking Myuu,

Sincerely,

The girl who is offering her brain to the great and mighty Myuu
 
No, I checked your stuff out and it wasn't any better. Shit, you don't even want to take over my brain...what good is that? So you found satan's face in a bunch of rock...Where does that get us exactly?
 
Wait! Wait! Do Not Abandon Myuu! He's Merely Really Busy At Work, And Grappling With This Whole-i'm-a-deity-what's-up-next Thingie. This Is Something That All Gods Have To Go Through Sooner Or Later, Like Jim Morrison. Myuu Thinks He Needs To Take A Road Trip To Clear His Head, Just Pack Up The Trusty Old Focus And Head Out Into The Great Unknown, Stopping Every 3 1/2 Hours Into The Great Unknown For A Pee And A Gas Break Since The Damn Tank Is So Small - Stupid Factory Cast-offs. But Myuu Will Return. Myuu Will Send Letters From The Road. He Will Call Them "myuu's Letters From The Road". Myuu Wants To Get To Know This Great Nation, Kind Of Like A Wandering Athelete Might, Searching Wide Expanses For His Soul And Boinking Everything He Comes Across. He Realizes This Is The Path To Knowledge For A God. Meanwhile, For A Human, The Path To Knowledge Comes From Having A God In Your Head. It's Just The Way It Is, Baby.

So Do Not Lose Faith. Follow Myuu In His Hilarious Hijinks And Legally Uncertain Escapades As He Travels The Length And Breadth Of This Country To Find Out What Makes Up The American Character, And Also Hooters.

Go In The Peace And Libido Of Myuu.

Sincerely,

Myuu
 
jessiej920 said:
No, I checked your stuff out and it wasn't any better. Shit, you don't even want to take over my brain...what good is that? So you found satan's face in a bunch of rock...Where does that get us exactly?
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SEE? SEE? ONLY MIND-TAKEOVER ILLUSTRATES THE REAL POWER AND MIND-TAKEOVERINESS OF A GOD. SATAN'S FACE IN A ROCK...WHAT UP WITH THAT? PSSH...WHATEVER.

JESSIE, YOU ARE TRULY ON THE PATH TO NEW ENLIGHTENMENT. I THINK YOUR FAITH AND KNOWLEDGE OF MYUU ARE UNPARALLED; AND FOR THE ONE-TIME FEE OF $19.99 YOU, TOO, CAN BECOME A PRIESTESS OF MYUU. AND FOR AN ADDITIONAL $9.99 WE'LL SEND YOU OUR GREAT T-SHIRT! IT READS...

I WENT AND INVITED MYUU INTO MY HEAD AND ALL I GOT WAS CERVICAL INVESTATION BY A PARASITIC GOD-ENTITY AND THIS T-SHIRT...AND MYUU GOT MY TASTY, TASTY BRAIN
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FOR AN ADDITIONAL $5.99 WE'LL SEND YOU THE FIRST TAPE OF "MYUU'S ROAD TRIPS". LISTEN AS MYUU LISTENS TO THE NEWS! LISTEN AS MYUU SINGS ALONG...BADLY...TO HIS 8-TRACKS OF THE EAGLES, ELTON JOHN, QUEEN...WHAT? ARE YOU MAKIN FUN OF MYUU'S LISTENING LIST? WHAT? WHOLE BANDS CAN'T BE GAY, DON'T BE DUMB. I DON'T CARE THEY WORE BUTTLESS CHAPS IN CONCERT, IT'S...WESTERN. THEMED. REALLY? WELL, IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. MYUU'S ALL MAN. WHATEVER. TALK TO THE HAND.

GO IN THE PEACE AND SHALLOW PROFITEERING AND BORDERLINE HOMOPHOBIA OF MYUU.

SINCERELY,

MYUU
 
jessiej920 said:
No, I checked your stuff out and it wasn't any better. Shit, you don't even want to take over my brain...what good is that? So you found satan's face in a bunch of rock...Where does that get us exactly?
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SEE? SEE? ONLY MIND-TAKEOVER ILLUSTRATES THE REAL POWER AND MIND-TAKEOVERINESS OF A GOD. SATAN'S FACE IN A ROCK...WHAT UP WITH THAT? PSSH...WHATEVER.
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THIS IS MYUU.

MYUU HAS GREAT NEWS! MYUU JUST COMPLETED A SEARCH ON A STRANGE AND CURIOUS ELECTRONIC SAGE KNOWN AS "GOO-GUL" AND FOUND THAT MYUU'S MESSAGE IS BEING DISSEMINATED BEYOND OUR WILDEST INDIFFERENCES! THERE ARE INDEED MANY LINKS DEALING WITH MYUU-NESS. THERE WERE SOME HURTFUL LINKS:

#52. http://forums.munkki.org/showthread.php?p=38115

*sniff*

BUT MYUU ALSO FOUND THESE LINKS RANKED #25 AND #26 IN A GLOBAL SEARCH FOR "MYUU-NESS":

#25. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1299705
#26. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=61066&page=8

THIS IS GREAT NEWS, MY DISCIPLES! OUR MESSAGE IS BEING READ! NOW, WE ONLY NEED TO THINK OF SHALLOW WAYS TO EXPLOIT THIS EMPTY FAME.

TOGA PARTY?

MYUU HAS SPOKEN.

SINCERELY

MYUU
 
Well what a colorful imagination. I would like myuu to explain the workings of the universe because a lot of people really want to know.
 
Positron said:
Well what a colorful imagination. I would like myuu to explain the workings of the universe because a lot of people really want to know.
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THIS IS MYUU.

MYUU'S GOING TO NEED A BIT MORE SPECIFICITY ON THE WHOLE "WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE" THINGY. SEE, MYUU DIDN'T EVEN COME FROM THIS UNIVERSE. FRANKLY, AND NOT TO INSULT ITS INHABITANTS, THIS UNIVERSE KINDA SUCKS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY: WOULD RYAN SEACREST EVEN BE A CELEBRITY IN A REAL UNIVERSE? EXACTLY. SO ALL MYUU IS REALLY CERTAIN ABOUT IS THAT THIS IS AN UNREAL UNIVERSE, COMPOSED PRIMARILY OF UNREAL NUMBERS. REMEMBER...REMEMBER IN MATH, WHEN YOU HAD LIKE INTEGERS AND REAL NUMBERS AND UNREAL NUMBERS? WELL, BECAUSE THIS UNIVERSE IS JUST SO UNREAL, YOUR UNREAL NUMBERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL ONES, AND YOUR REAL ONES UNREAL. IT'S ALL PERSPECTIVE, LIKE WONDERING WHICH KIRK IS REAL IN THAT "THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS" ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EPISODE. IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

...GUESS THAT WHOLE "WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE" THING WASN'T SO HARD AFTER ALL. CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP TO "MYUUNITARIANISM". WORD!

JUST DON'T ASK MYUU TO EXPLAIN WHY SINGLE SOCKS GET LOST IN AN 8-CUBIC FOOT DRYER, OR WHETHER LAWYERS HAVE SOULS. NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWERS TO THESE THINGS. DON'T GET ME STARTED.

GO IN THE INTELLECT OR UNINTELLECT OF MYUU.

SINCERELY,

MYUU
 
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