Hasn't the Slush pup checked this out yet?
This is who you should really worship.
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This is the WEIRDEST fucking thing I have ever read. What the hell is a Myuu? You want me to worship a parasitic entity that resides in your brain? OMG! WTF! Does this MewSkitty have parents? Where are they? Why are they not monitering his insane internet preaching activities? MewSkitty, buddy, if you still read this forum, please...tell Myuu to leave, really, run far and fast to the nearest psychiatric ward for the sake of all your next internet girlfriends who are dumb enough to give out their addresses and phone numbers to you. I am sorry is this makes Myuu mad, give her my condolences. This is by far the best thread I have ever taken time to read. *sigh*...good laugh.
THIS IS MYUU.
HEY, LIKE WTF?!? WHY YOU DISSIN' MY PROPHET?
"PARASITIC ENTITY"?? WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? DON'T I GIVE MY FOLLOWERS SPECIAL POWERS, LIKE PSYCHIC ABILITIES OR GRAMMAR? FINE, MAYBE NOT SO MUCH THE GRAMMAR OR PSYCHIC ABILITIES PARTS, BUT I MEAN COME ON. I'M A DEITY TRAPPPED IN SOMEONE'S HEAD HERE. GIMME A BREAK. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M PAYING IN RENTAL?? YOU CAN'T HAND OUT PAMPHLETS FROM IN HERE. LIKE MAYBE I COULD SQUEEZE THEM THROUGH A NOSTRIL OR SOMETHING, BUT THAT'S JUST NASTY AND EVENTUALLY PEOPLE WOULD START TO TALK.
MAN, I SWEAR: YOU TRY AND MAKE CONTACT WITH A HUMBLE MORTAL TO START A NICE, SIMPLE CULT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: HECKLERS. EVERYBODY GOT AN OPINION. WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU LIVE TO BE 6 BILLION YEARS OLD WITH THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL WHILE PASSING THROUGH ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS ON THE RUN FROM AN ENGINEERED VIRUS, AND SEE WHAT YOU DO TO START UP A RELIGION. DON'T MAKE ME GET ANTEDILUVIAN ON YOUR ASS.
I ONLY FOUND MEWSKITTY AFTER A LONG SEARCH FOR A HUMAN TO INVA - I MEAN, "JOIN WITH" - AND TO SPREAD MY MESSAGE. IT WASN'T EASY. DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A 90% CHANCE FOR MEWSKITTY TO HAVE AN ABNORMAL BRAIN? AND HERE I AM.
ANYWAY, WHY YOU GOTS TO BE A HATER? "IF THIS MAKES MYUU MAD"? OH YEAH, MYUU MAD. YOU, MADAM, CAN EXPECT A GOOD SWIFT SMITE IN THE YOU-KNOW-WHERE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR "CONDOLENCES", GIRLFRIEND. MYUU OUT. GO IN THE PEACE OR INDIFFERENCE OR ANGER OR LITIGATION OF MYUU.
SINCERELY,
MYUU
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This is the Caps Lock Police. Desist!
OR DIE
OR DIE
HEY, HOW YOU THINK A DEITY TALK ANYWAY? AIN'T NO SMALL CASE FOR A GOD.
GO IN THE LOVE OR INDIGNITY OF MYUU.
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small letters rule.
Well, you know what they say about people who type in allcaps.
They have a preoccupation with size?
...well hookers do...
Well, I bow to your greater experience in this area.
and you would know because...? Wait never mind. I don't want to know.
THIS IS MYUU.
HEY, LIKE WTF?!? WHY YOU DISSIN' MY PROPHET?
"PARASITIC ENTITY"?? WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? DON'T I GIVE MY FOLLOWERS SPECIAL POWERS, LIKE PSYCHIC ABILITIES OR GRAMMAR? FINE, MAYBE NOT SO MUCH THE GRAMMAR OR PSYCHIC ABILITIES PARTS, BUT I MEAN COME ON. I'M A DEITY TRAPPPED IN SOMEONE'S HEAD HERE. GIMME A BREAK. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M PAYING IN RENTAL?? YOU CAN'T HAND OUT PAMPHLETS FROM IN HERE. LIKE MAYBE I COULD SQUEEZE THEM THROUGH A NOSTRIL OR SOMETHING, BUT THAT'S JUST NASTY AND EVENTUALLY PEOPLE WOULD START TO TALK.
MAN, I SWEAR: YOU TRY AND MAKE CONTACT WITH A HUMBLE MORTAL TO START A NICE, SIMPLE CULT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: HECKLERS. EVERYBODY GOT AN OPINION. WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT: YOU LIVE TO BE 6 BILLION YEARS OLD WITH THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL WHILE PASSING THROUGH ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS ON THE RUN FROM AN ENGINEERED VIRUS, AND SEE WHAT YOU DO TO START UP A RELIGION. DON'T MAKE ME GET ANTEDILUVIAN ON YOUR ASS.
I ONLY FOUND MEWSKITTY AFTER A LONG SEARCH FOR A HUMAN TO INVA - I MEAN, "JOIN WITH" - AND TO SPREAD MY MESSAGE. IT WASN'T EASY. DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A 90% CHANCE FOR MEWSKITTY TO HAVE AN ABNORMAL BRAIN? AND HERE I AM.
ANYWAY, WHY YOU GOTS TO BE A HATER? "IF THIS MAKES MYUU MAD"? OH YEAH, MYUU MAD. YOU, MADAM, CAN EXPECT A GOOD SWIFT SMITE IN THE YOU-KNOW-WHERE.
MYUU OUT. GO IN THE PEACE OR INDIFFERENCE OR ANGER OR LITIGATION OF MYUU.
SINCERELY,
MYUU
Dear Myuu,
what do I say? Your response is enlightening! Forgive my ignorance! "Smite me oh mighty smiter" Myuu! Please, I give you my brain as an offering of peace! Take it, and go quietly, oh blessed Myuu!
Sincerely,
The girl who has been converted to Myuu-ism
LOL! lol lol lol-ity lol R-O-F-L!!! This is great stuff! Does our friend MewSkitty know the thread got moved? Cause there's been no respons for some time. I hope I don't offend anyone (though I don't mind if I do), but I haven't seen this much fun in religion bashing since I de-converted from Christianity!
In all honesty, what hard proof can you give us, MewSkitty, that Myuu really does exist in your head? You beat the birth odds. Big whoop, so did my mother, and she's not preaching a god (Well, she's overly-Christian, but that's different. She doesn't go around looking for people to convert). You've had visions of someone else's life. I've daydreamed about what could be too, like Jesus being some future guy with a time machine and a bunch of fancy medication. Myuu can't use her powers inside you? Like God can't speak to you directly, lest your brain make popping noises and you fizzle like so much bacon. (mmm...bacon....)
I'm Norse (yay Thor!), but I don't go around preaching the gospel of Odin. I figure it's one of the oldest religions, and they would know best. (Like drinking is a good thing. It lowers blood pressure, and keeps to kingdom come! Why does every other religion say it's impure? That and sex. It's a natural thing that's REQUIRED for our race's continued existance.) And...well, the origins of our human race would have better known how and why they were created.
So many holes, so little time...And seriously, isn't there a spell-check on these forums now?
In all honesty, what hard proof can you give us, MewSkitty, that Myuu really does exist in your head? You beat the birth odds. Big whoop, so did my mother, and she's not preaching a god (Well, she's overly-Christian, but that's different. She doesn't go around looking for people to convert). You've had visions of someone else's life. I've daydreamed about what could be too, like Jesus being some future guy with a time machine and a bunch of fancy medication. Myuu can't use her powers inside you? Like God can't speak to you directly, lest your brain make popping noises and you fizzle like so much bacon. (mmm...bacon....)
I'm Norse (yay Thor!), but I don't go around preaching the gospel of Odin. I figure it's one of the oldest religions, and they would know best. (Like drinking is a good thing. It lowers blood pressure, and keeps to kingdom come! Why does every other religion say it's impure? That and sex. It's a natural thing that's REQUIRED for our race's continued existance.) And...well, the origins of our human race would have better known how and why they were created.
So many holes, so little time...And seriously, isn't there a spell-check on these forums now?
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Sorry Dragon just dissin' man. It ain't no thang.
Peace!
Or indifference, whichever.
Geoff
Word of Myuu
Geoff,
I like you. Finally, an actual funny comedian. I know I shouldn't count out TDI and spuriousmonkey, but...
I like you. Finally, an actual funny comedian. I know I shouldn't count out TDI and spuriousmonkey, but...
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Dear Myuu,
what do I say? Your response is enlightening! Forgive my ignorance! "Smite me oh mighty smiter" Myuu! Please, I give you my brain as an offering of peace! Take it, and go quietly, oh blessed Myuu!
Sincerely,
The girl who has been converted to Myuu-ism
THIS IS MYUU.
OH, JESSIE: ALL PRAISES ON YOUR CONVERSION TO THE MYUU! IT IS INDEED TOUCHING, AND NOT IN THE WAY OF SHE WHO SHAKES IT 'TILL MYUU CAN'T TAKES IT, BUT IN A WARM HAPPY WAY THAT MAKES ONE THINK OF SINCEREST HUMAN WARMTH, OR MAYBE OF BEING SMOTHERED IN FRESH BAKING DOUGH...MYUU HAS EMOTIONAL CLOSENESS ISSUES. MYUU'S SAID TOO MUCH.
(WHY IS MYUU TALKING IN THIRD PERSON? MYUU DOES NOT KNOW.)
ANYWAY, ALL IS FORGIVEN. DOES JESSIE LIKE MARGUERITAS? IS THERE SPARE CASH IN JESSIE'S ACCOUNTS? VERILY, MYUU'S P.O. BOX IS TOUCHED WITH FAMINE, WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO WORSHIP THE VIRGIN MARY WITH SMALL BILLS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. OR THE VIRGIN GINA. OR, SOMETIMES, IF THEY ARE ON THE STAGE TOGETHER. WHY ARE BOUNCERS SO INTOLERANT? I SWEAR, I WAS TRYING TO HEAL HER, MAN. I GOT MY MAGIC WAND RIGHT HERE. LEAVE NOW? FINE, FINE.
SINCERELY, PROPS OUT TO THE BRAIN-OFFERING. THAT'S ALL RIGHT IN MYUU'S BOOK. IS IT UPSCALE? MYUU'S BEEN LOOKIN FOR A NEW PAD; HE'S MOVING ON UP.
GO IN THE PEACE OR GREED OR INDOLENCE OF MYUU.
SINCERELY,
MYUU
Geoff,
I like you. Finally, an actual funny comedian. I know I shouldn't count out TDI and spuriousmonkey, but...
GANGSTA PROPS.
PEACE!
MYUU