evil monkey i my closet! nah, if im have to be serious, it would be the following:
1. Self absored egotistic teenagers
2. That gu who keeps saying "Can you hear me now? good." (HANG UP THE @#$%IN PHONE!)
3. George W. Bush
4. The XFL (MY EYES! THEY BUUURN!)
5. dog drool, i dont car HOW much they say its cleaner then human spit, anything that licks its ass cant be sanitary.
6. Carrot Top
7. Fear Factor, American Idol, The Real World, Road Rules, The littlest Bachlor, Joe Shmoe, Joe Shmoe 2, that dating show that makes all the thought and word bubbles on the people during the dates.
8. Futurama
9. People who make fun of otherpeople on forums by correcting their spelling (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!)
10. Osama Bin Laden