There's a party in my pants...and you're invited!

MacGyver1968

MacGyver1968

Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke
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Hey Sciforums! It's Friday night, and we've all had a tough week at work or school or the insane asylum, and it's time to blow off some steam!

So I'm throwing a party, a world-wide party...right here! And y'all are all invited. Let's have some fun...leave the flames at the door, but "burns" are permitted. The fridge is full of beer and liquor cabinet is full of booze...I used to a be bartender, so I'll mix you anything you want. The music is cranking...fuck the neighbors at the website next to us....let 'em call the cops. Just please don't piss in the closet...the bathroom is down the hall.

I'm going to be this sideways before the night is out! :)

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Jedi party master Mitch
 
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That reminds me of a joke:

A native American boy approached his father and asked him how he got his name.

His father said "When you grandfather was born, the first thing his father saw was an eagle flying...so he named his boy 'Soaring eagle'.....when I was born, the first thing my father saw was a great bear chasing a deer...so he named me 'running bear'....does that clear things up son?
"Yes father" the boy replied.
"Good" his father answered, "Now go gather firewood, Two Dogs Fucking."
 
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