The Worst Film You Ever Saw...

RosaMagika said:
1. "The Wolf" with Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer. I was embarrassed for the makers of this film.

2. "The Avengers" with Sean Connery, Uma Thurman and Ralph Fiennes. If you want to make a good film that consists entirely of clichees, then you gotta work very very hard. This one was a miserable excuse.
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WOLF-- Fucking boring as arse. And Nicholson usually doesn't fuck up like this.

AVENGERS-- Oh God... *sobs*... The man was Bond, for Christ's sake...

The *wails* Flemster.
 
jadedflower said:
The Ninth Gate - A Polanski flick with Jonny Depp, in which not only does he look ugly, but the movie actually has NO ending AND no plot.
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Incoherrant pile of self-indulgent bollocks.
Nice use of a Dodge Viper, though...!

The Flemster.
 
cosmictraveler said:
Caddyshack II (1988)


Ishtar (1987)


Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1980)
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Caddyshack II--- not a patch on the first one.
Ishtar-- never actually seen it.
AOTKTomatos-- The sequel (with George Clooney!) is a bit funnier. Only a bit, mind.

The Flemster.
 
Thor said:
It's a toss up between LOTR and 2001...

And low budget, crimeny. I've seen quite a lot of surprisingly good low budget films. But Oklahoma. It's just a stage and painted backgrounds. And that woman can't sing!
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2001 was groundbreaking and original (IMO) whereas LOTR is just a pile of toss!

The Flemster.
 
Insanely Elite said:
High Budget- Tron
Low budget- Iirc, American Surf Nazi's in the land of Yik-Yak
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Tron's great!!! It blew me away as a small boy. Still, all film is subjective...(!)
Haven't heard of the others though.

The Tronster.
 
Dr Lou Natic said:
1. fast and the furious
2. driven
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Fast and the Furious: This pile of shit has a lot to answer for. In England, anyone under 25 who's seen this film has decided to go out and buy a Vauxhall Nova and kit it out with so much stuff that Dan Dare would be embarrassed to get in it (*sticks fingers up to Slotty*).
And Vin Petrol is a crap actor.

Driven: My God... how could they take one of the world's most boring sports and make a film even MORE boring about it?

Good calls, fella!

The Flemster.
 
blair witch project II

KILL IT!!!!

and Dr lou, the crapness of the fast and the furious pales compared to the sequel, too fast too furious
 
This should be interesting...

Battlefield Earth: Does the book no justice. L. Ron Hubbard is a great writer, but the movie sucked ass.

Matrix Revolutions: Hurry up and die, Trinity. After all, they did spend THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME OF Matrix Reloaded to SAVE YOUR BITCH ASS!

Gigli: Next time a girl talks me into seeing a stupid movie like this; I'll just fuck her and leave her.

Daredevil: Never saw it. I've been warned away from this movie so much that I'll never see it.
 
Difficult choice...there have been so many bad movies. What would be the worst movie?

I can't make up my mind:

Twister or Batman.

I pick both.
 
Worst big budget: Have to say battlefield earth. Probably because i actually went to the theatre to see this and ended up laughing in horror throughout. I think i actually stayed to the end in morbid facination. The ending did not disappoint in its utter awfulness, btw.

Worst low budget: day of the dead. im a fan of night and dawn, so this 3rd in the trilogy was a big disappointment. boring as hell...how can you make a movie about zombies boring???
 
High Budget. Matrix Revolutions SUCKED. Battlefield Earth sucked. Highlander II sucked.

Low budget. Hotel. With the cast list; Salma Hayek, Rhys Ifans, Lucy Liu, John Malkovich, Ornella Muti, Burt Reynolds, Julian Sands, and David Schwimmer, I expected something, but it was a complete toss fest.
 
the seventh or nineth gate. Some movie that jonny depp was in. It sucked real bad.
 
There have been heaps. But in the last couple of years, Insomnia... with Robin Williams and Al Pacino.. come to mind as one of the worst ones. 13 ghosts is another one. And that Jeepers Creepers one... ugh.. bad beyond words..

This is why the other half is no longer allowed to pick the movie.
 
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come on! jeepers creepers wasnt that bad. It wasnt scary but it wasnt bad either.
 
greywolf said:
come on! jeepers creepers wasnt that bad. It wasnt scary but it wasnt bad either.
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No it wasn't scary. But it was bad grey. At one point my other half and I were in hysterics because it was so poor. Like with 13 ghosts, many people left early because it was so poor, but we and several others stayed to see just how bad it got for a laugh, and they didn't disappoint. Jeepers was a shocker lol.
 
so did u think both sucked or one in particulare and i cant belive u stayed for all of 13 ghosts that realy sucked.
 
greywolf said:
so did u think both sucked or one in particulare and i cant belive u stayed for all of 13 ghosts that realy sucked.
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Both sucked.

We stayed for the 13 ghosts and for jeepers because we wanted to see how much worse they could have gotten. I laughed so hard in 13 ghosts that I spilled half my popcorn... lol.. 13 ghosts did suck a bit more than jeepers, I'll admit.

But all in all, both those movies were bad. I've never seen bad acting like I did in those movies. Was almost as bad as The Bodyguard.... Now THAT was also a bad bad movie...
 
Matrix Reloaded (at least I think that was the second one). Sucked so bad I started looking at my watch about 30 minutes into the film. Had I been alone I would have walked out. So fucking bad I've never even bothered to see the 3rd film (Revolution?).

Van Helsing. Too bad. Kate Beckinsale is very nice to look at, but what a waste of film. When you're squirming in your seat from boredom during an action film and began wishing for the lead characters to fucking just die, what can you say? Simply a very bad movie.

Mission Impossible. Again, like the 2nd Matrix film, it was so fucking annoying that I swore never to watch MI2.

Commando and Raw Deal with Schwartzneggar. I'd had enough of Commando in that one scene where the side of the yellow Porsche gets smashed in and ends up laying on its side. Then he pushed it back over and drives off and the side that had recently been smashed in is suddenly un-fucking-blemished.

The last Terminator film. They should have let that story die 10 years ago. A waste of money even renting the DVD. Apparently Hollywood thinks all they have to do to entertain us anymore is smash things up - over and over.

That silly ass movie with Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino where Pacino played Satan as the head of a New York law firm. I swear it was so bad that my mind must have blanked the film title out of my memory. Playing the Devil must be the ultimate role for an actor, yet Pacino mucked it badly by overplaying it that it actually became agonizing to watch. I'm thinking 'this is the same guy who did Dog Day Afternoon'? And watching Reeves act is like being tied to a chair and having someone run their fingers down a blackboard.

Speed, and then Speed 2 was remarkably enough, much much worse.
The Wild Wild West
Battlefield Earth
Reindeer Games

Any film that Steven Segal is even remotely connected with.
 
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