The upright citizens brigade season 1 dvd, november 4

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Dr Lou Natic

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Finally.
In case you've never heard of this show(probable) let me tell you it is THE greatest accomplishment of mankind to date.

If you like cyborgs and jet packs and nutrition food and stomachs serving as incubators for alien fetii and people being hooked into glitch ridden virtual reality matrixes for ten years in people's basements while being raped in the ass and covertly impregnating madonna and cloning people's mammas and building fake highways so you can laugh at people cleaning them up and throwing star cartoons and throwing star sitcoms("I said going far, not throwing star*canned laughter*") and throwing star porno movies and cleaning under the bottoms of tables and unfortunate fortune cookies and children having sleepovers with the unabomber and grandmaster dialectician competitions and baby wrestling matches and people mistaking plastic bags of pig anuses for apples because they suffer from colour blindness and poo sticks and kicking someones ass and taking a crap on them and spanking asses with dildos and walking on broken bottles "as jesus would have".... *inhale* you will LOVE this DVD.

Hell you will anyway, no matter what, unless you are retarded.
Punsih lame ass moronic comedy central for cancelling this great show by giving them money and buying this dvd:)

Similar comedy style to:
strangers with candy
reno 911
the state
Mr Show with bob and dave
Tenacious D
Stella
etc
But far better than all of them put together(and I love all those shows, but man... ucb)

Each episode tie's together in the most amazing way and each season does the same in an even more amazing way and then all three seasons tie together in a weird and disturbingly brilliant way.
I'm fully serious when I say this humble television series was the greatest accomplishment of mankind to date, merely for displaying what complex thoughts the human mind is capable of.
Eighty million thumbs up, buy this dvd, november 4.
:D
 
Let's bump this thread back up to the top.

Idea: Favorite skit.

Favorite Skit: The ass pennies. "I shove fourty dollars worth of pennies up my ass every night. That gives me power."
 
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Have either of you guys got the dvd yet? I'm still waiting for mine to come in the mail:(

Hmmm best skit?
Ass pennies did rock;
"..you give my ass pennies to your children to buy candy, you make wishes on my ass pennies and toss them in fountains, you think you're better than me? oh, you're not better than me"

Or the fortune cookies sketch, they play a game where they have to read out their fortune and say "in bed" afterwards, most of them get good ones like "you have a talent for all that is creative... in bed" but one guy keeps getting particularly bad ones;
" 'you are often asked if it is in yet' this is crazy what the hell would that mean without in bed at the end?!"

or there is the cyborg trained to sniff out drugs, they hide "supercool" (a street drug that comes in wand form) in a room and the cyborg trashes everything desperately searching for it, while he is doing this a guy is interviewing him to learn more about cyborgs
"Is it true cyborgs are afraid of peekaboo? *covers eyes*"
"non-sense... where did you go!!? Where did you go?!:mad: Show yourself! Show yourself defecator! Filthy defecator!!!"
"*takes hands off eyes* I'm right here"
"oh... I'm sorry I called you a filthy defecator"
"no, it was fascinating"

Or in the same "supercool" themed episode a historian talks about the american indian usage of supercool;
"the american indians often used a primitive form of supercool in their tribal rituals as they prepared for the harvest, as well as during the harvest, and at the celebration OF the harvest... and, all the months after the harvest leading up untill the next..harvest:("

So many awesome moments, and the whole three series kind of tie together like a ridiculous version of the matrix (or as it turns out, LESS ridiculous version of the matrix), you won't catch that from the season 1 dvd but if you buy it they are all the more likely to bring out seasons 2 and 3. All 3 seasons together are something else, truely a modern masterpiece, despite all the dildo and poo references.
 
I got my dvd in the mail today!!!!!
*sniff* mmmmm it smells goood.

Everyone needs to buy this. Even if you don't know what it is, trust me you will love it to an insane degree. Its truely brilliant!
Enough sales will ensure a season 2 and 3. Come on guys!
Tell me what you think is the funniest show ever and I will explain why ucb is better:eek:
 
I would have to agree. My local blockbuster has a season for rent, so I rented. I am now laughing my ass off.

I have to say this: this show is better then Saturday Night Live and Kids In The Hall.
 
Yes! You rock coffee!
You can RENT it where you live? Thats pretty cool. I'm glad I own it anyway. Its more than a dvd to me, its this precious treasure that I kiss and smell and rub....
I guess I'm a geek, or a weird pervert... whatever... I wonder if it would fit up my ass? hmmm....
 
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