The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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oh how american, you would'nt no humour if it shagged your up the arse and refused to give you a reach around
 
would love to continue banter old boy but must sleep, some of us have to keep the world ecomony thriving cant rely on you wankers
 
How do you know if a blackie is well hung?
You can't fit your finger between his neck and the rope.
 
A blackie walks into a pub with a monkey on his shoulder. The landlord says, "Where did you get that from?" The monkey says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."
 
Vega your jokes from what I've seen aren't even offensive.

And spud emperor I don't know what you are trying to get at.
 
Hello cocksuckers.


Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "get this out of me, give me the drugs."
She turns to her boyfriend and says, "you did this to me you fucker."
He replies casually, "if you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said fuck off it'll be too painful."
 
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of those mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
 
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of those mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.

hahaha lol :D I like this one
 
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