The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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  1. Atom Registered Senior Member

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    sheesh..on my forum I'd be blown to pieces for that.
     
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  3. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    The Metropolitan Police found a carbomb outside Finsbury Park mosque. Luckily, they managed to push it inside before it went off.
     
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  5. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    Scientists have warned that 260,000 muslims could die as a result of global warming.
    On a more serious note, Douglas from the Lurpack adverts has melted.
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Are you making these up? They're certainly offensive but almost totally lacking a 'joke' element.
     
  8. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    well it is the most effensive jokes thread!
     
  9. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    aww that one made me realy upset

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    but then again it's in the thread name i think you win this
     
  10. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    i win!!! yippee
     
  11. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    congrats u horribkle horrible person!!!
     
  12. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    most offensive joke?
    why it's got to be:
    SPIDERGOAT!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAH
    ROTFLMAO ! !
     
  13. Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

    What do you call 50 black people running down a hill side?
    A prison break.

    Whats the difference between a dart board and a dead baby?
    A dart board doesn't bleed.

    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

    How many jews can you fit in a car?
    2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6.2 million in the ashtray.

    Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a caddilac?
    I don't have a caddilac in my garrage.

    Whats the difference about a dead baby and a alligator?
    I don't have wet dreams about alligators.

    Why didn't the wife get her new purse?
    You don't need a purse to cook my dinner.

    Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
    A jew with a coupon.

    Why did 300 mexicans run down the mountain?
    To catch a quarter.

    Who's the richest man in mexico?
    The guy who dropped the quarter.

    Post more later if the thread doesn't die.
     
  14. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    I've got some tickets for Pavarotti's funeral if anyone wants to go - It's only a tenner....
     
  15. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    the US and british governments. you cant get more of an offensive joke than that.

    peace.
     
  16. cat666 Registered Member

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    I know what the Italians are going through with Pavorottis death. I know what it's like to lose a tenner.
     
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    Whats worse than letting Michael Jackson babysit your children?

    Letting the McCanns take them on holiday.
     
  18. cat666 Registered Member

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    Theres a new Portugese hire car which makes your kids vanish if you take them out in it. It's called the Renault McCann
     
  19. Ant Guest

    bahahaha!! I like it!
     
  20. Alcohol free beer?.......It's like licking your sisters cunt,it tastes the the same,but it's just not right!
     
  21. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    a pregnant woman goes to the hospital shortly after her labour starts, after 12 hours of pushing she gives birth to a girl, the nurse looks at it and says congratulations, then passes the baby to the mum, the mum who is overjoyed drops the baby on its head, and then the midwife runs over, who accidently kicks the baby in the head, and then steps on its face, then mum screams WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? to which the midwife says "april fool it was dead already"
     
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    There once was a young girl called Maddie
    She had such an irresponsible daddy
    Snatched from her bed
    She's probably dead
    Raped by a Portuguese baddy.
     
  23. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    What does spinach and anal sex have in common?

    If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
     
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