The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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if a black man went of a cliff would you luagh or cry, if cry... i would luagh you could have fire 4 more in there....if luagh.... i would cry it was waste of a car...
i'm new to this but this is the best i got what is the most confusing day for blacks fathers day
Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over and the bitch got a bone of her own.

30 stone woman is getting ready for a fancy dress party. She moans to her husband that she has nothing to wear.
He replies "Pull your pissflaps up over your head and go as a Sugar Puff!"
A Muslim has just craqshed his car into the Ulley Reservoir in Sheffield.
Police think it's the start of..... Ramadam.
Asylum seeker at the side of the road eating grass. Man pulls up in his car and says "Hey! Don't eat that. Come home with me and I'll feed you."
The asylum seeker replies "I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come too?"
Man says "Fuck off, I've only got a small lawn!"
New weblink to investigate. It's fro muslim terrorists to get in touch with long-lost pals.
It's called Friends
Ferrarri's F1 team manager decided to employ some Bolton teenagers as their new pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill when removing car wheels quickly. At the first practice session not only did they change all four wheels in 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and re-sold the fucker to McClaren for 8 cans of Stella, a bag of weed and some pictures of Coulthard's bird getting shagged up the arse!
A muslim in our street doused himself in petrol and set himself on fire and died. We're having a collection for his family. So far we have 80 litres.
emo found with bullet hole in his head & 50 slices in his wrist couroner says i hate these emos always commiting suicide
little girl and mother are in a park..girls spots two people having sex..mommy what are they doing? oh never mind them they are just making day at the zoo, girl
spots two monkeys having sex..mommy what are they doing?..oh they are just making cake day girl says to mom..."mommy you and dady were making cake last night..panicked mom says "what makes you say that honey?" because I licked the frosting off the couch (setee for you English boys)
Male comebacks to female comebacks: male to female at bar- Is this seat taken?female- no and my seat won't be taken either if you sit down. Male-that's because you'll be underneath the table gobbling on my cock....Male-your place or mine? Female-both you'll be going to yours and I'll be going to mine. Male-thats cool because I don't give a shit where you go after i'm finished screwing you in the back of my car
What's the scariest thing about flying from NY to LA
Having a connecting flight in the Empire State building!
(post 911 joke)
At least Bernard Manning was funny, guys!

...actually he would have cringed at these jokes..and yes, he did tell some rather tasteless ones. Why..well h was well over 70 yrs old and I'm presuming the tellers of the grim jokes here aren't.

He told amusing jokes in non-PC times..and his sell by date had with Benny Hill...but even HE is funny. ho hum..
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