Who's on First? ("What Bases Are They Covering?" b/w "Footboccerugbasketpuck")
It's truly astounding. While 3 million--or 6 million--might sound like a lot to some people, attorneys--with teams--go through much, much larger piles of shit all the time. And it doesn't take them months to do so, nor thousands of hours of overtime. WTF?!
If ....
Okay, it's like,
if something,
then why? It's not quite the same bit I do about narrative
contiguity, but there is a sense of
consistency that stands out in all of this.
So, yesterday, DAG Blanche set off holyshit meters all over socmed, and while there is a context in which he may have been just reciting the standard, the thing is that it's hard to understand the Administration's habit because it is their habit to be hard to understand. That is, compared to the colloquy or shorthand necessary for misunderstanding, why be so specific on any particular occasion, or something thereabout.
In explaining what DoJ has withheld from public release, Blanche explained, "anything that depicts or contain images of death, physical abuse, or injury, also not produced".
Was he reading from a standard? His words don't seem to be quoting chapter and verse, but if he is
merely referring to a standard without regard for what the withheld material actually is, this, too, is easily seen as calculated blurring, at least compared to the way these people are behaving.
If we're cynical enough, the deleting and reposting of the NTOC summaries can look like a deliberate attempt to shape or focus the discussion; the question is how much from those calls can be verified, or even investigated. At this point, we can't be sure DoJ isn't currently holding a video of Robin Leach strangling a girl to death. Insofar as it would be good to clear that up, we should not look away from the rest of this mess: The bit about Bill Gates needing help sounds embarrassing at least; the part with Bari Weiss' wife is certainly interesting; the bit about Weiss' recent hire Peter Attia looks really, really bad; the would-be nom for Fed Chair is in the files; oh, and the guy who directed the Melania flop is in there, too, in redacted photographs hiding the identities of the females he is with. There's a bit about Nick Jarecki and Jason Calcanis that
ought to be hilarious↱, except these are the Epstein files, so it's not funny. The part about Musk wanting to know which night would be the wildest is what it is. Commerce Secretary Lutnick's emails are profanely creepy. And, it's true, lots of people want to know whose name is redacted from the email about the torture video. And then there's the FBI tip about the Mexican trafficking operation, suggesting the founding commander of Seal Team 6 allegedly had a trove of video including Jeffrey Epstein and others abusing children.
A
former defense attorney↱ reminds, "If what we've seen of the Epstein Files so far—heavily redacted and with 3 million pages still missing—is bad, keep in mind that the
Files in full are a
hundred times worse. That's how this works."
One of the morbid jokes going around is whether to simply presume the second Trump presidency is the Epstein Offenders Administration. The secondary redactions seem to be about more than just Trump. The transparency law wants to know about government officials and politically exposed persons; it may well be that part of the delay is trying to figure out who has what exposure compared to what they could possibly redact. If they're covering for a lot more people than just Donald, redactions will take longer.
Also, if, and just
if, they're also trying to account for international political intrigue,
i.e., foreign agency compromising individuals, yeah, redactions are going to need more time.
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Notes:
@allenanalysis. "BREAKING: Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche just admitted the DOJ excluded images showing 'death, physical abuse, or injury' from today's Epstein files release. Let that sink in. The government is acknowledging graphic evidence exists and chose to withhold it, while redacting names tied to Jeffrey Epstein and his powerful associates, including Donald Trump." X. 30 January 2026. X.com. 31 January 2026. status/2017584430257263097
@SethAbramson. "Former criminal defense attorney here. If what we've seen of the Epstein Files so far—heavily redacted and with 3 million pages still missing—is bad, keep in mind that the *Files in full* are a *hundred* times worse. That's how this works. You're seeing the G-rated version." X. 30 January 2026. X.com. 31 January 2026. status/2017397258929537121