This Is Only Possible in Law Enforcement
Podcaster
Brian Allen↱ suggests, "We now know exactly who had custody of the Epstein prison footage and how 2 minutes and 53 seconds vanished before the world saw it," and, well that's just not accurate. Knowing who we're looking for is not necessarily the same as knowing who that is.
As such↱:
The night Epstein died, only one camera in the SHU was even recording.
The rest?
Down for 11 days.
MCC's DVR crashed on July 29, and no one fixed it. Not IT. Not security. Not leadership ....
Now, here's the
tricky part↱:
So who had custody of the footage?
• MCC tech staff recorded it.
• FBI seized the drives on Aug 11.
• DOJ oversaw the investigation.
• And in May 2025, someone under the username "MJCOLE~1" opened the files in Adobe Premiere… and trimmed them.
By exactly 2 minutes and 53 seconds.
The so-called missing minute is actually
nearly three minutes↱: "Then DOJ called it 'raw.'"
Allen runs down
the list↱:
So who's responsible?
• Lamine N'Diaye – Warden who failed to fix the DVR
• BOP Officers Noel & Thomas – Lied about cell checks
• "Company 1" – Security contractor who built the faulty system
• FBI CART team – Took over evidence
• DOJ technician "MJCOLE~1" – Edited the video before release
And finally…
• Pam Bondi, overseeing DOJ's public explanation, said it was just "a glitch."
And that's about the state of the mess.
There is also this: Even if the great conspiracy theory resolves to correctional personnel just being that damn incompetent, this is still part of the law enforcement ass we kiss with platitudes and pretenses of patriotism. Even if "MJCOLE~1" just processed video and didn't tamper with it, the Department of Justice could not manage to get this footage to the public without wrecking it. This, too, is part of the law enforcement ass we kiss.
And the thing is, sure, ACAB
isn't actually universal; somewhere, there really must be an actual good cop, or else we're doomed. But maybe it's time our default narrative presumed ACAB instead of presuming to patriotically kiss law enforcement ass. The truth is closer to ACAB than the ass we kiss.
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Notes:
@allenanalysis. "BREAKING: We now know exactly who had custody of the Epstein prison footage and how 2 minutes and 53 seconds vanished before the world saw it. The cover-up has timestamps. Let’s trace the chain." (thread) X. 15 July 2025. X.com. 17 July 2025. status/1945244670553960803