The effects of masturbation (in poll format)

[Cris]

Happeh,

People are rude to me and I still talk to them because I believe in giving people a chance.

No Happeh you have this backwards. You make baseless assertions and when people ask for clarification you lash out at them and the world with your various hatreds.

I never spoke to you before. You walked in here as a stranger and started making these attacking posts. Then you did it again and again and again. For no apparent reason. You are the one with an image problem. Not me.

Happeh, you have made some bizarre statements here which in themselves are of little interest and relevance as over 90% here have testified. What is really curious from a scientific perspective is to discover what factors would drive someone like you to make such bizarre statements and to think and behave the way you do.

This is your's and all the hecklers problem. Your definition of "the world" is popular white culture science. You reject non popular white culture ideas, and any idea at all coming from another culture. I have said repeatedly that Asians know all about Happeh Theory. Happeh Theory is like a subset of what Asians know about life.

That you unilaterally decide who believes what without any rational basis indicates you seem to have cut yourself off from the real world, perhaps because you lack any real social skills so you create imaginary scenarios that you find satisfying but which have no link with reality.

Only evil considers, truth, honesty, and helping others to be a sickness.

No Happeh, you have not demonstrated any truths yet or that any of your ideas will help anyone. But you have demonstrated significant hatred for many groups in the world.

Where did you get this idea? I do not like faux scientists who cannot even remember grade school chemistry experiments and how they were performed.
I admire real scientists. Like myself.

LOL. You haven’t begun to portray any signs of being a scientist or having a scientific perspective.

It is called respect. In the same way I respect a dog that bites. Didn't I say that before?

There is a fine line between such a type of respect and real fear. Fear can be met in several ways, running away for example, or outlandish bravado which appears to be your tactic judging by the way you readily lash out at anyone who even hints at criticizing you.

You do not see me walking up to strangers and making posts with 20 different mental attacks in them. That is you Cris. You walked in here as a stranger and began attacking me for no apparent reason. You wrote all those poisonous and evil attempts to make me sick.

But Happeh, you have real problems that everyone here can see. You offer us a fascinating scientific opportunity to understand bizarre social behavior that you are demonstrating. Your various obsessions that you have failed to explain, and your phobias and bigotry, all indicate social science issues fully relevant to this forum. My approach here is unusual but I have no problem this time since you certainly have shown no reluctance at throwing abuse and hatred at almost everyone here. If you perceive you are being treated unfairly why not attempt to treat people in a civil and polite manner instead? You are highly likely to gain friendship and cooperation that way. But you will have to debate in a more rational manner as well. Reading some basic texts on the scientific method would be a good place to start, or even taking a science 101 course.

Take responsibility for your actions. Being a man is rough, but I have faith that you can do it if you try.

I’ll take that as a good sign, knowing your tendency of transference. This appears to indicate you know what to do and now it is up to you to listen to your own advice.

 

[Cris]

Happeh,

You know I own you Cris.

A curious statement; exaggerated bravado and over compensation for your own known weaknesses that you are hiding and are afraid to address.

Couldn't stay away from a source of real power could you? You are a parasite. I get that all the time. Parasites sense my power and try to feed off of me. You would not believe how rough my public life is, hiding and dodging you and your fellow energy sucking parasites.

You have also displayed these rationalizations in other posts. This is known as the classic “delusions of grandeur” complex. The essential trait is someone who is essentially weak and irrelevant creating a false illusion of being somehow important and vital. That you think people are really jealous of you is part of the delusion. Facing up to your own real plainness and ordinariness or perhaps real inferiority is another challenge your therapist must help you with.

 

[leopold]

That you think people are really jealous of you is part of the delusion.

jesus christ, he really doesn't believe people are jealous of him does he?
to be honest i think he's a (obscene personal insult)

i never in my life met anyone who thinks the way he does
only in a mental institution where i used to work.

 

[Cris]

Leo - ah ha now you see why I am so fascinated. On the surface it is difficult to tell whether he is for real or he is just jerking our chains. But his lack of sophistication in his responses implies he isn't bright enough to have engineered this as a joke, so I sense that what we see is the personality of a real person.

 

[James R]

Happeh:

You guys all have a problem. The world is filling up with feminine men because that is the goal of Israeli World Domination. What this means is more of these feminine men learning the methods of women.

Wow. Let's see...

* All the world has a problem except for Happeh.
* Happeh has a personal concept called "feminine men", and hates people he labels as such.
* There's a grand conspiracy by Israelis to dominate the world, presumably by turning everybody into "feminine men".
* All women are evil, and Happeh hates them all.

None of this is sane, Happeh. Please, listen to us. You need help.

 

[Happeh]

Happeh,

A curious statement; exaggerated bravado and over compensation for your own known weaknesses that you are hiding and are afraid to address.

You are like a parrot. Repeating phrases at the press of a button.

You have also displayed these rationalizations in other posts. This is known as the classic “delusions of grandeur” complex. The essential trait is someone who is essentially weak and irrelevant creating a false illusion of being somehow important and vital. That you think people are really jealous of you is part of the delusion. Facing up to your own real plainness and ordinariness or perhaps real inferiority is another challenge your therapist must help you with.

Squawk! Polly want a cracker?

 

[leopold]

You are like a parrot. Repeating phrases at the press of a button.
Squawk! Polly want a cracker?

jesus christ happeh, get a grip
you have to admit that when you accuse a 4 month old
of showing the signs of masturbation
that you might, just maybe, have a problem with reality?

 

[QuarkMoon]

I have come to the conclusion that Happeh is faking it. He is a troll, his main purpose is to get a reaction out of people, everything he says is pulled right out of his ass.

He's still a child molester, though.

 

[Happeh]

Happeh:
Wow. Let's see...

* All the world has a problem except for Happeh.

Let's see. I feel some word twisting coming on.

* Happeh has a personal concept called "feminine men", and hates people he labels as such.

Please post evidence where I said I was perfect. I would like studies signed by reputable scientists only. Nothing else meet my high standards of proof.

* There's a grand conspiracy by Israelis to dominate the world, presumably by turning everybody into "feminine men".

Yes Israelis are out to dominate the world. They own Canada, Australia, Britain, USA, Germany with the election of Merkel and France after Sarkozy is elected. They are selling USA technology to China and they are working with India so they can move on to parasite the next world leaders.

The plot to turn western men into women is only one facet. You have takeover of the government. Dissemination of false health information to make people sick. Gastric bypass and plastic surgery being two of the more obvious examples. You have the attempts to steal Russian wealth via people like Mihail Khordokovsky. You have the blatant ordering of a slave state, the USA, to make war on an enemy, Iraq. You have the infiltration of the UN apparatus by Neo Con or pro Neo Cons. You have the Israeli control of hollywood, the pornography indusry and the trade in the drug ecstacy.

There are so many parts to it you would have to break down your games with me and actually talk to me to find out about all of them.

* All women are evil,

This depends on how you define evil. If a person can make you dance like a marionette, are they evil? It depends on what use they put it to. How can you know what use they will put it to? You cannot. Ever. You have to take the chance. If you are wrong, then something unpleasant will follow.

and Happeh hates them all.

Nope. There are just so few that meet my standards as to be statistically insignificant. Women are raised to be whores now. More Israeli world domination. Train 10 years olds to want sex. I don't want a woman like that. I want a sophisticated, happy, friendly, positive, high energy, attractive, intelligent, active and relaxed women who believes in honesty, honor, integrity, pride, dignity and has high moral standards.

None of this is sane, Happeh. Please, listen to us. You need help.

You are right there. The modern Western world has been purposefully driven insane. Read your bible. Sodom and Gomorrah. It is all there. When a society turns into one dominated by ButtPumpers, that flash of light that destroys the civilization will not be far behind.

Go read my nuclear war thread in world politics. Look at your TV to see how many ButtPumpers there are. Look at your own politicans for the publicly revealed ButtPumpers of the week. Look at Jeff Gannon, homosexual prostitute with full access to the white house.

It is all there for anyone with a lick of sense to see.

 

[leopold]

I have come to the conclusion that Happeh is faking it. He is a troll, his main purpose is to get a reaction out of people, everything he says is pulled right out of his ass.

i don't know man.
it seemed to hurt his feelings when cris suggested that we all ignore him.

 

[QuarkMoon]

i don't know man.
it seemed to hurt his feelings when cris suggested that we all ignore him.

And what happens to a forum troll when you ignore it? Exactly.

 

[leopold]

quarkmoon
good point

 

[Facial]

The first time Q identified Happeh as a troll, we went on testing his strength and seeing if he could crack.

And it turns out that this guy is a mastertroll, unlike any other I've ever seen on the Internet. He argues with the same fervor and vehemence as he did before the numbers (28-2 as of this post) were counted.

Should we defeat the mastertroll and reel him in, or should we ignore him? This is actually turning out to be quite entertaining.

But yes, it's interesting to find out that Happeh could also be a child molester - it makes sense since he opposes the concept of masturbation possibly from social paranoia. In that case, yeah, he needs some serious help. This guy could be mental.

 

[Facial]

Nothing else meet my high standards of proof.

You have no standard of proof, Happeh.

 

[Cris]

Happeh,

You are like a parrot. Repeating phrases at the press of a button.

Squawk! Polly want a cracker?

Unable to respond at a mature level you naturally withdraw back into your more comfortable state, that of a child, demonstrated here by typically childish remarks.

 

[Cris]

Quarkmoon,

And what happens to a forum troll when you ignore it? Exactly.

Without the responses they depend on they simply give up and go somewhere else. The problem is that the silence has to be complete. It only takes one response from someone to keep the offender going. Happeh's particularly offensive attitude is very difficult for most people to ignore so it was inevitable that the feeding would continue. That is what he desperately needs, attention, like a small child. The other primary mistake that people make is to attempt to answer his remarks in a defensive manner and that simply rewards and stimulates his agressive behavior to do more. But answering agressive abuse with more abuse doesn't work either. One must be significantly more subtle.

It seems many other forums have experinced his presence and have seen no alternative but to ban him outright. I suspect that is what we will have to do in the end.

 

[mountainhare]

Cris:

It seems many other forums have experinced his presence and have seen no alternative but to ban him outright. I suspect that is what we will have to do in the end.

But having nutters around is amusing...

 

[leopold]

Cris:

But having nutters around is amusing...

if you have been following along you would not say that.
this man happeh has some SERIOUS issues.

 

[Huwy]

Happeh, did you or did you not, used to post on forums under the pseudonym "TheHappyHomo", and accuse others of being homophobic, in an attempt to get them banned?
Did you or did you not join the Sherdog mixed martial arts forums, and lie that you had martial arts training?

In my personal opinion as an undergraduate (I am obviously not qualified at this point in time) the criteria for delusions, paranoia, and (compensatory) narcissism are all met.

Delusions/"ideas of persecution"/paranoia:
Israeli world dominance (Israel does NOT OWN Australia)
"Women possess men and take control of them" (claims this happened to him too)
Masturbation causes weakness, blindness, gayness, even AIDS
Believes in mysterious "energies" that people possess, aswell as supernatural powers (claims to be able to give others heart attacks etc)
Constantly perceives asymmetry in photographs of people as a sign of weakness and illness.
Openly claims everyone is out to get him, to "assassinate his character".
(explains hatred and fear of psychologists/psychiatrists)


Narcissistic traits:
Persistant assumption that he is right, and everyone else is either immature, stupid, or lying.
Claims to have authority on areas (anatomy/physiology/society) where he has none.
Lies about "old age" to imply life experience, when really he is 29.
Has created many different nicknames to use on the same forums, to support his arguments.
Extremely defensive,
Inability to deal with criticism or questions, always takes it personally.
Claims he possesses magical powers such as the ability to cause others to have a spontaneous heart attack.
Possible denial about sexuality - resulting in blatant homophobia.
Complete lack of insight.

In saying all this my concern is actually not for Happeh, although I do feel sorry for him. If I wanted to damage his reputation (as if it isn't destroyed already), insult him or upset him, there would be plenty of other ways, but that is not my agenda.

My concern is the effect that someone like this could have on others, particularly the vulnerable, those easily susceptible to exploitation, and children.

Happeh, what do you think will be the culmination of all of this hatred?

 

[James R]

Happeh:

I really don't know what to say. There's no point buying into your delusions and legitimizing them by discussing them further.