The effects of masturbation (in poll format)

[leopold]

Overlords? Too funny. Happeh, you watch way too much TV.

better watch out, he'll turn into darth vader and use his choke powers on you.

 

[Cris]

H,

I read that alcohol is good for the heart.

Even children know that too much alcohol makes you an alcoholic and you get liver disease and die.

Too bad scientists don't have the wisdom of children.

So you think Einstein was less able than a child?

 

[Huwy]

masturbation = abortion
masturbation = decline in marriage
masturbation = negative population gropwth
masturbation = sociopaths
masturbation = dysfunctional humans and society
masturbation = sticky mess
masturbation = kleenex stock in upward tick
masturbation = porn industry is most profitable
masturbation = playboy replaces bible
masturbation = jenna james elected president
masturbation = state of the union address renamed national wank off day
masturbation = "jerk you" replaces "fuck you"

Are you serious?

 

[Huwy]

better watch out, he'll turn into darth vader and use his choke powers on you.

He did actually claim at one point that he could hurt people just by thinking about it - something about him giving someone a heart attack.

 

[Cris]

H,

… while you are freed from all worries and distractions, paying attentin to yourself and your own pleasure, the overlords come in an take over you country, your businessess and your women.

That’s a very bizarre paranoia you have. Who are these imaginary overlords?

After all. You are so busy playing with yourself, you don't have time for the women right?

Is that your real problem then? You are frightened of women? Making a wild unfounded accusation of someone else is a common indication with disturbed people like you that they try to transfer their own deep seated disturbed perceptions onto others. And that your obsession with masturbation is because of your past or even current personal excessive masturbation that has created massive internal guilt complexes.

We can see the effects on your culture of this plot already. All the white women are leaving the white man for the black man.

Certainly further indication that one type of paranoia can lead a disturbed individual to imagine almost anything from a paranoid perspective.

The black man is not stupid enough to buy all this masturbation baloney. He still has what the white woman needs. The white man has squirted it all away because some news article said it was good for his prostate.

A very curious diversion you add here; apparently attempting to divert attention away from one uncomfortable issue and twist it into some entirely other irrelevant and bizarre disturbance you have. I think we can assume you also hold deep seated racist tendencies so we can add that to your list of personal paranoias.

Excessive masturbation will make you gay, weak and effiminate.

Snakelord may well be right that indeed you are gay. These feelings of guilt you have and your attempts to assign to others what you see as your own failings are further indications of your disturbed paranoid delusions.

Half of Britians politicans are being revealed as homosexuals.

So somewhere in your mind you also hold some type of hatred for the British as well.

What does it take to wake you guys up?

Ahh Happeh, there is no point trying to divert your own failings onto others. The more you scream these things the more it should become apparent that you are seriously disturbed. Stop masturbating for a while, go take a cold shower, take some deep breaths and start to reevaluate your life afresh. Finding an appropriate female companion is not so hard these days especially with all the online dating services that are available. Assuming of course that you are not entirely ugly and unattractive.

 

[Dreama]

[" Originally Posted by Gustav
masturbation = abortion
masturbation = decline in marriage
masturbation = negative population gropwth
masturbation = sociopaths
masturbation = dysfunctional humans and society
masturbation = sticky mess
masturbation = kleenex stock in upward tick
masturbation = porn industry is most profitable
masturbation = playboy replaces bible
masturbation = jenna james elected president
masturbation = state of the union address renamed national wank off day
masturbation = "jerk you" replaces "fuck you" ” ]

ROTF...
'jerk you'

Maybe Happeh should just hook up with Buddah1,EmptypowerofChi, and angrybellspout
.

 

[SnakeLord]

masturbation = abortion

Ehehehe. Utter stupidity.

masturbation = decline in marriage

Again, utter stupidity. Damn, to save space let's just say the majority of your "masturbation =" comments are utter stupidity.

You are so busy playing with yourself, you don't have time for the women right?

I wouldn't go that far Happeh. Let's assume you masturbated for an hour.. you'd still have 23 hours left per day with which to make time for women.

All the white women are leaving the white man for the black man.

A vast exaggeration and then some. Further to which, you have failed to provide a substantial link between masturbation and white women dating black men. Of course I don't know the activities of black men and their penises. I'll leave that in your experienced hands.

Excessive masturbation will make you gay, weak and effiminate.

Now all you need to do is provide some evidence for your claim.

Half of Britians politicans are being revealed as homosexuals.

Another vast exaggeration. Further to which, what has the sexuality of politicians got to do with masturbation?

What does it take to wake you guys up?

Someone saying something of worth and substance.

 

[Gustav]

i got my appendage in my hand
it is at full mast and by golly...it feels good!

/practically orgasmic

 

[Gustav]

Ehehehe. Utter stupidity.

what sophisticated discernment, sparky
you go, boy!

 

[leopold]

Maybe Happeh should just hook up with Buddah1,EmptypowerofChi, and angrybellspout
.

although my feelings about happeh are not very good
this statement of yours dreama was uncalled for
there was no need to drag these other posters into this.

buddha1, emptyforceofchi, and angrybellsprout
don't even come close to the bullshit happeh can come up with
not even remotely

 

[Gustav]

Further to which, what has the sexuality of politicians got to do with masturbation?

duh!
gay guys love all things cock!
it is only natural that they beat the shit outta it at all times!

 

[Gustav]

do you guys know that.......confucius say: man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money?

huh?
i thought not
learn sumthin new every day, ja?

 

[riku_124]

so if its commen for peopel to msterbaye every hour, is it commen for a 14 yearo ld to masterbate 7 or 8 times a day... and osmetiems 16 times?

im for masterbating NOT being dangerous

how theh ell do you get masterbation giving your STD's whoever posted it?

 

[leopold]

so if its commen for peopel to msterbaye every hour, is it commen for a 14 yearo ld to masterbate 7 or 8 times a day... and osmetiems 16 times?

i do not believe it is possible to over masturbate
from a mans point of view your penis would simply refuse to get hard
and if it did it would become sore if you over did it.
your body would tell you when you had enough by refusing to cooperate.

edit
read the links posted by cris and i

 

[Gustav]

ciircle jerk, anyone one?
c'mon! y'all know y'all wanna!

 

[SnakeLord]

what sophisticated discernment, sparky
you go, boy

Quite clearly, my little poodle, you are not worth the effort of 'sophisticated discernment'. K?

gay guys love all things cock!

You would undoubtedly know a lot more about that than I do, but suffice it to say, loving or not loving 'cock' doesn't mean you masturbate constantly.

 

[crazyfreespirit]

who's the second person who said masturbation was harmful? I know one...
And huge lol at the "mastrubation=" thing

 

[Happeh]

H,

That’s a very bizarre paranoia you have. Who are these imaginary overlords?

What's imaginary? You see them on TV every night. Israelis.

Is that your real problem then? You are frightened of women? Making a wild unfounded accusation of someone else is a common indication with disturbed people like you that they try to transfer their own deep seated disturbed perceptions onto others. And that your obsession with masturbation is because of your past or even current personal excessive masturbation that has created massive internal guilt complexes.

Sorry. James beat you to that one. I am curious. Do you guys have a manual that lists all the evil things that can be said to another person? You go down the list and pick one out? It is weird that you and James said the exact same thing.

A very curious diversion you add here; apparently attempting to divert attention away from one uncomfortable issue and twist it into some entirely other irrelevant and bizarre disturbance you have. I think we can assume you also hold deep seated racist tendencies so we can add that to your list of personal paranoias.

Make the list as big as you want. I read on the news that some guys made a picture that is a mile long on the computer screen. Maybe you can beat them. Loser.

Snakelord may well be right that indeed you are gay. These feelings of guilt you have and your attempts to assign to others what you see as your own failings are further indications of your disturbed paranoid delusions.

What have we got so far? Gay. Paranoid. Trouble with women. Racist. Your list of evil things to say must be getting thinned out by now.

So somewhere in your mind you also hold some type of hatred for the British as well.

Gay. Paranoid. Trouble with women. Racist. Hatred for the British

Ahh Happeh, there is no point trying to divert your own failings onto others. The more you scream these things the more it should become apparent that you are seriously disturbed.

Gay. Paranoid. Trouble with women. Racist. Hatred for the British. Seriously disturbed.

Assuming of course that you are not entirely ugly and unattractive.

Gay. Paranoid. Trouble with women. Racist. Hatred for the British. Seriously disturbed. Entirely ugly and unattractive


I don't have to say a word. Psychiatrists and psychologists are the scum of the earth. They are charged with helping people mentally. Every single one in this forum uses their training for hate. It is right there up above for everyone to see.

If you meet a psychologist or psychiatrist in real life, get away as fast as you can. They will try to make you or the people you are with sick. That is what they do.

 

[qwerty mob]

If you meet a psychologist or psychiatrist in real life, get away as fast as you can.

Because, hey, if they can't catch you, you aren't paranoid.








(homage to jack handy... oops, lol, how appropriate)

 

[leopold]

90% of the people that responded so far say masturbation is harmless
and it is safe to say they all speak from experience
so what now happeh?
are you gonna say experience is a liar? a fraud? a hoax? a cheat?