That's a three-fold increase in yucks per line of code


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Throw-away joking is a highly inefficient design pattern.

Instead, parameterize your jokes for greater re-usability.

There was this [profession] who walked away from his career to go take up a new trade as an auto repair man.
He drew crowds every time he worked on a car, [activity].

| profession | activity |
| gynecologist | disassembling and re-assembling the engine entirely through the tailpipe |
| proctologist | lubing up and saying, 'Now just try to idle' |
| general practitioner | grabbing the muffler and saying 'Turn your head and backfire' |
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