Tariffs - the most beautiful word in the dictionary

Trump: "I'm putting tariffs on you."
You: "Okay, I'll reciprocate"
Trump: "How dare you! In that case it's only fair that I increase my tariffs to ridiculous levels, to match the tariffs that you're unjustly imposing on me!"
You: "Okay. Can I speak to your grown-up, please?"

Well, the last isn't quite what happens, but everyone is thinking it.


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Well, the last isn't quite what happens, but everyone is thinking it.
Yeah it does have a "where the hell will this end" feel to it.

Me: Wild Turkey please.
Shop keeper: £745.49 please.
Me: Apologies just the one bottle not the crate.
Shop keeper: That is one bottle sir.
Me: Fuck, tariffs?
Shop keeper: Yeah.
Me: Ok I'll leave it.
Shop keeper: Ok that will be £20.
Me: Eh? You said it was £745?
Shop keeper: No sir that is just for walking in. No one is buying anything due to the tit for tat price increases so I have to charge now for people just coming through the door.
 
I think drinking is going down in the US and up and Canada and the UK.
It's been a challenge to stay ahead of the US in drinking, but we've been there since, well, forever. ;)

To be honest, I'm not sure we'd miss any US ales, as we brew plenty of our own excellent stuff, and for lagers we have the rest of Europe to pick from. I also know most of my friends, while liking some of your bourbons (or whatever you call them over there), would much rather have something from Scotland or Ireland. Even a blended variety. (Personally I can't stand the taste or even smell!). And as for wines, I'm happy to leave you to your Californian stuff. Nappa valley is okay, but vastly overpriced for what you get. While the UK isn't renowned for its wine-growing, we have rather easy access to the best of Europe (and, admittedly, some of the worst, such is our demand for cheap rubbish) and our commonwealth countries on the other side of the world keep us stocked up with decent stuff as well. So, that leaves... ??
Welcome to your self-imposed sobriety! ;)

Oh. Wait. That's a good thing, right? :eek:

:D
 
It's been a challenge to stay ahead of the US in drinking, but we've been there since, well, forever. ;)

To be honest, I'm not sure we'd miss any US ales, as we brew plenty of our own excellent stuff, and for lagers we have the rest of Europe to pick from. I also know most of my friends, while liking some of your bourbons (or whatever you call them over there), would much rather have something from Scotland or Ireland. Even a blended variety. (Personally I can't stand the taste or even smell!). And as for wines, I'm happy to leave you to your Californian stuff. Nappa valley is okay, but vastly overpriced for what you get. While the UK isn't renowned for its wine-growing, we have rather easy access to the best of Europe (and, admittedly, some of the worst, such is our demand for cheap rubbish) and our commonwealth countries on the other side of the world keep us stocked up with decent stuff as well. So, that leaves... ??
Welcome to your self-imposed sobriety! ;)

Oh. Wait. That's a good thing, right? :eek:

:D
I've never been much of a drinker but I've noticed that even in large cities that dedicated liquor stores frequently go out of business. I'm sure a lot of that has to do with it now being commonly available in grocery stores but my impression is just that drinking is also less popular but I don't know. A quick Google search indicated that this may be true but I haven't looked too deeply into it.

My impression from reading, from friends, etc. is that Germans like their beer and in the UK drinking is more of a "hobby" that in most places I've lived in the US.
 
I've never been much of a drinker but I've noticed that even in large cities that dedicated liquor stores frequently go out of business. I'm sure a lot of that has to do with it now being commonly available in grocery stores but my impression is just that drinking is also less popular but I don't know. A quick Google search indicated that this may be true but I haven't looked too deeply into it.

My impression from reading, from friends, etc. is that Germans like their beer and in the UK drinking is more of a "hobby" that in most places I've lived in the US.
What varieties of alcohol can and cannot be sold in grocery stores varies from state to state, but there's a lot of data that suggests that younger people are drinking a lot less than previous generations. Maybe it's something to do with the legality of marijuana? I don't know.

I don't drink but my understanding has always been that non-micro brew American beers generally taste like how hamster or mouse pee smells. (It was made that way to appeal to "the ladies" during WWII, when all the men were deployed overseas.) Probably not a big market for that stuff in Europe.

But from my experience, they drink a shit-ton in the UK and Scandinavia.
 
What varieties of alcohol can and cannot be sold in grocery stores varies from state to state, but there's a lot of data that suggests that younger people are drinking a lot less than previous generations. Maybe it's something to do with the legality of marijuana? I don't know.

I don't drink but my understanding has always been that non-micro brew American beers generally taste like how hamster or mouse pee smells. (It was made that way to appeal to "the ladies" during WWII, when all the men were deployed overseas.) Probably not a big market for that stuff in Europe.

But from my experience, they drink a shit-ton in the UK and Scandinavia.
I think weather has a lot of do with it. Big downtown areas in poor weather areas tend to be drinkers although I think Seattle drinks a little less than average.

Beer doesn't really taste good to me. If I'm at an outdoor cookout and someone hands me a beer I'll drink it. If I'm at someone's house for Thanksgiving and they fill my wine glass, I'll keep drinking for a while.

Left to my own devices, I'll buy 1, 2 or no bottles of wine in a year.

I have a climbing buddy here in Seattle that is from Germany. He would rather drink his lunch than have a hamburger and a beer.

Generally I think it's probably just a healthier, more outdoor oriented group in Seattle. I used to visit a friend in NYC and it was a drinking crowd.
 
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Wonder what the postal requirements are to mail liquor.... Swap you bourbon for single malt.
Best beer in the world is Belgium and costs went through the roof to bring after Brexit. Beer is pretty crap in the UK, there is the odd one that is ok.
New England IPA is amazing and Cloud water in Manchester tried to replicate it.
Bringing the good stuff in now will be tricky.
 
Wonder what the postal requirements are to mail liquor.... Swap you bourbon for single malt.
Last time I had wild Turkey I ended up in jail so I'll pass. Luckily for me it was in a small town where you got woke up with a cup of tea egg on toast and a good telling off from several police officers.
I walked from the jail to a chemistry lecture to receive telling off number two for stinking of alcohol from the lecturer.
IIRC we did Schrödinger's wave equation.
I felt like death.
 
My impression from reading, from friends, etc. is that Germans like their beer and in the UK drinking is more of a "hobby" that in most places I've lived in the US.
We fought a war (2 in fact, you splendid chaps helped out) and have football rivalry but getting drunk with Germans was a great experience.
 
American beers generally taste like how hamster or mouse pee smells
NEIPA Rivals Belgium and Manchester Cloud Water rivals both. The pub is an important part of British culture, the industry has suffered a lot, credit crunch then COVID closed so many that did not re-open.
We drink more when England are playing in international competitions and now we have the women's footy too.
If Trump continues with this madness we will have to stick to British stuff rather than American imports.
 
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