Strategic mind control weapon

[Ian Abbott]

The Russian military has defeated and conquered the following countries in January 2026, which is unparalleled throughout history:-

USA, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Brazil, Ecuador, Venezuela, Greenland, Spain, Portugal, Italy, France, Germany, Great Britain, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Greece, Turkey, Azerbaijan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Iraq, Israel, Egypt, Nigeria, Pakistan, India, China, Korea, Australia, and New Zealand.

Russian intelligence has reported that all of the countries conquered have surrendered within the first 45 minutes of fighting without any subsequent guerrilla warfare.

Could the unparalleled surrender of so many countries be a result of Russia's strategic mind control weapon?

 

[James R]

Ian:

I'm not trying to be nasty here, but to offer you some advice. Based on what you have written here, I would strongly advise you to seek some professional help from a mental health professional. You appear to be experiencing powerful delusions.

The Russian military has defeated and conquered the following countries in January 2026, which is unparalleled throughout history:-

USA, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Brazil, Ecuador, Venezuela, Greenland, Spain, Portugal, Italy, France, Germany, Great Britain, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Greece, Turkey, Azerbaijan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Iraq, Israel, Egypt, Nigeria, Pakistan, India, China, Korea, Australia, and New Zealand.

None of that is real, Ian.

For instance, I live in Australia. There has been no Russian invasion, let alone a "defeat" or a "conquering" of Australia, I assure you. And, before you ask, no - I'm not a Russian spy feeding you disinformation over the interwebs.

Russian intelligence has reported that all of the countries conquered have surrendered within the first 45 minutes of fighting without any subsequent guerrilla warfare.

Who did they report to? You? Did they phone you up? Or did they tell you via telepathy directly into your mind?

Could the unparalleled surrender of so many countries be a result of Russia's strategic mind control weapon?

The idea that Russia has a "strategic mind control weapon" is a symptom of your illness, Ian.

Please seek professional help.

 

[DaveC426913]

Sure.

But just for fun, define and provide examples of:
- defeated,
- conquered
- surrendered

in this context.

 

[C C]

[...] Russian intelligence has reported that all of the countries conquered have surrendered within the first 45 minutes of fighting without any subsequent guerrilla warfare. Could the unparalleled surrender of so many countries be a result of Russia's strategic mind control weapon?

Are you the same Ian Abbott that was bitten by a barnacle? They're not toxic to humans. Neither psychedelic venom nor carriers of brain-eating parasites. And actually don't bite at all. So the persistent hallucinations are purely a placebo effect. It was probably just a rough edge that felt like a sting.
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[TheVat]

Are you the same Ian Abbott that was bitten by a barnacle? They're not toxic to humans. Neither psychedelic venom nor carriers of brain-eating parasites. And actually don't bite at all. So the persistent hallucinations are purely a placebo effect. It was probably just a rough edge that felt like a sting.
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The Aussie naturalist, the Galapagos guy? Perhaps we should steer him onto the topic of finch beaks, then. Seriously, I would second James R on him seeking professional help. At first I thought it was "piss-taking," as our Limey neighbors would put it, but now not confident in that assessment.

 

[C C]

The Aussie naturalist, the Galapagos guy? Perhaps we should steer him onto the topic of finch beaks, then. Seriously, I would second James R on him seeking professional help. At first I thought it was "piss-taking," as our Limey neighbors would put it, but now not confident in that assessment.

Maybe. I'm still not sure we aren't being spoofed by a roving prankster, or a disgruntled member of the past, or this is just one of many non-pathological eccentrics who have peculiar interests or compulsive fixations and express things in a Solaris or space-alien way, without necessarily the other motives.
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[exchemist]

Maybe. I'm still not sure we aren't being spoofed by a roving prankster, or a disgruntled member of the past, or this is just one of many non-pathological eccentrics who have peculiar interests or compulsive fixations and express things in a Solaris or space-alien way, without necessarily the other motives.
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I think the paranoid vibe is suggestive of genuine psychosis. It would be a very clever troll who could mimic that. He referred to my security clearance, without knowing anything about me.

Though it’s true Theorist is quite a clever chameleon. But, nah, my vote is for schizophrenia or something like it.