Straighten your Yoohoo!

[Thoreau]

So my best friend came running to me yesterday saying that he's getting his.... "Yoohoo" straightened... surgically. I've never seen his...friend... nor do I care to, but how in the hell does someone straighten their.... uh.... you know?

And what the hell would make it crooked to begin with?

 

[Enmos]

I have no words.. lol

 

[tuberculatious]

what's a yooyoo?

 

[Thoreau]

what's a yooyoo?

I urinary tool. lol AKA...a penis.

 

[Thoreau]

There I said it! lol

 

[tuberculatious]

was his penis homosexual?

 

[Thoreau]

was his penis homosexual?

LOL! No him and his penis are heterosexual.

 

[tuberculatious]

oh...his penis was crooked?

I thought that the crooked "yooyoo" was a myth. that they are all straight.

 

[Thoreau]

lol no.... I mean bent... curved... u-turn.... left at the light... round-about... lol

 

[tuberculatious]

if i were a surgeon i wouldn't want to touch another man's yooyoo. not even to pay off my mercedes benz and my third wife.

sometimes i am happy to be an accountant. no yooyoos between the books.

 

[Thoreau]

Well, touching another mans tool for a living wouldn't be a problem. (God, I sound like a whore). I would however have problem slicing it up into pieces and sewing it back together.

 

[tuberculatious]

Is this surgery standard procedure?

 

[Thoreau]

Hell if I know. lol I've never heard of such a thing.

 

[tuberculatious]

what if it all goes wrong and your yooyoo catches the flesh eating bug and it falls off.

then he won't be a happy chappy

 

[Thoreau]

Can't imagine he would be.

 

[tuberculatious]

And what the hell would make it crooked to begin with?

Does he has a history of violent masturbation?

 

[Thoreau]

Does he has a history of violent masturbation?

Don't know, don't care. lol

 

[Thoreau]

So my best friend came running to me yesterday saying that he's getting his.... "Yoohoo" straightened... surgically. I've never seen his...friend... nor do I care to, but how in the hell does someone straighten their.... uh.... you know?

And what the hell would make it crooked to begin with?

So can anyone answer this?

 

[Enmos]

So can anyone answer this?

I think you're out of luck, MZ.. lol
Perhaps you should ask your friend

 

[Thoreau]

I already felt uncomfortable enough when he told me. I'd rather not. lol