Sock puppets

[Captain Kremmen]

Referee !

Your thwack didn't count Kremmen, there was no handbag in sight.

This is turning into rules club.

 

[Enmos]

This is turning into rules club.

Hey, anyone can say they hit me.. I want visual proof.

 

[Enmos]

Kremmen and his buddies:

 

[Captain Kremmen]

Hey, anyone can say they hit me.. I want visual proof.

Get on with it yer big Nancy.
1-1.

 

[Enmos]

Thwap !

2-1

:shrug:

 

[Captain Kremmen]

Splat!

2-2

 

[Captain Kremmen]

Tap, tap, tap.

Meanwhile here is a budgie doing needlework.

 

[Enmos]

3-2

Game over.

 

[Captain Kremmen]

Carol is ok. To the best of my knowledge she has never used the mummy-connection.

When Mrs T. goes there should be a commerative stamp showing the queen's head being handbagged, together with the quotation from St. Anthony, as spoken insincerely on the steps of No. 10.

When Elvis died I believe there was a video showing his autopsy.
Never saw it.

Thatcher's autopsy. Get the Beers in!

 

[Captain Kremmen]

3-2

Game over.

1 miserable atomic explosion is hardly game over.

 

[Enmos]

1 miserable atomic explosion is hardly game over.

It was a direct hit, you're vaporized.

 

[Captain Kremmen]

It was a direct hit, you're vaporized.

OK I'm dead then.
You have won the battle of the handbags.
(Though one is strictly speaking a bowling bag)

 

[Enmos]

OK I'm dead then.
You have won the battle of the handbags.
(Though one is strictly speaking a bowling bag)

I put a small A-bomb in there, in stead of a bowling ball..

 

[Captain Kremmen]

When Mrs T goes there should be a national holiday every year remembering her death, and celebrating it, the witch will burn in hell.

Anybody got any further ideas on how we might celebrate?
This does not seem adequate.

 

[Captain Kremmen]

I put a small A-bomb in there, in stead of a bowling ball..

You Devil! I wondered why that bag was glowing.

 

[Enmos]

You Devil! I wondered why that bag was glowing.

Yea, I was kind of surprised when you accepted it as a gift.. :shrug:

 

[Captain Kremmen]

Yea, I was kind of surprised when you accepted it as a gift.. :shrug:

I thought there were BOWLING BALLS in the Bowling Bag.
Curse you, you fiend!

I want one of those needleworking budgies though.

 

[Gustav]

fuck
i found another one
damn, i am so.....incorrigible

 

[Myles]

oh dont you worry, the welsh miners have kept behind a bag of welsh coal just for her!!

Don't you meam they have kept coal for the old bag ?

 

[lucifers angel]

Don't you meam they have kept coal for the old bag ?

yeah!!

i hate her, like many hundreds of other people do!

i want her to have a slow painful, nasty, death, preferably somthing like a blender accident