The cot-caught merger is primarily a northeastern U.S. phenomenon and is not widespread in Canada. I.e., cot/caught, don/dawn, sod/sawed, chock/chalk, dodder/daughter, holler/hauler, etc., are not homophones to most Canadian speakers. So they don't pronounce "Mike Hawk" the same as "my cock."
Wow Fraggle is actually wrong for once. Yes we Canadians do say it like that. You can even pause like 7 seconds between "Mike" and "Hawk" and it's actually even more funny.
I was wrong also, I just learned from my source (Shorty) the guy's name from her middle school was even worse. Mike Hunt. Yes the way it is "said" in Canada, is funny from Newfoundland to Vancouver.