Red Dwarf

Does anyone know what Smeg means?
i take it this is not a retorical question... Smeg means shit, i believe.
I keep on tweeking my nipples, and no matter how hard I try, I can never seem to pick up Jazz FM
that is'nt backwards. its the one where they find the space ship with the genetically modified corpses on it and they turn Kryton into a human.
*Kat walks towards Starbug looking scruffy and traumatic*
is'nt that polymorf ?
 
You haven't got a clue.
Smeg doesn't mean shit.

No, the Kat quote I did was from the Backwards episode. After he went to the toilet in the bushes.

The tweeking nipples one was a random one I picked from the air, so is the traffic warden
 
You haven't got a clue.
Smeg doesn't mean shit.
o.k, so why did you ask if you know what it means already?
if you listen where smeg is mentioned taken from the context i thought it means shit. Who cares anyway, it is'nt even a word. Smeg are kitchen appliances that Grand Naylor liked the sound of so thats how it managed to get into the show, as for what it means, i dont know.
No, the Kat quote I did was from the Backwards episode. After he went to the toilet in the bushes.
yeh, its clicked.
 
I don't know what it means. In an interview, Craig Charles said it didn't mean 'shit' or 'f*ck'.
 
Actually I remember a writer mentioning it was taken from "Smegma", and it's most noticable when it's used in conjuncti[vitis]on with the word "head."
 
Smeg is short for smegma ..... Smegma is a white pus looking stuff found around the genitals.......ewwwww gross

Now stop being a smeghead......lol;)
 
I remember a trailer for it like two years ago

All it said was 'RED DWARF THE MOVIE'
 
Red dwarf the movie would be the next logical step i suppose, they are supposedly making it just now and if it sells well they might consider doing a few more series.
 
They should make a new series. Didn't the Red Dwarf crew get killed off by a virus or something? I can't remember that far back
 
radiation leak killed the crew, the whole point in red dwarf was that lister was the last human alive but i think they spoiled it.
 
omg red dwarf.. kryten's my favorite character.

Lister: Love is what separates us from animals.
Rimmer: No, Lister - what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.

(Series 1 : Confidence and Paranoia)


Cat: Don't fish swim south for the winter?
Kryten: That's birds, sir.
Cat: Birds swim south for the winter? How do they breathe?

(Series 5 : Back to Reality)
 
In series 8, there was a virus that was killing the nanobots and they had to escape to the parralel dimension, but Rimmer got left behind
 
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