Is this an appropriate moment to mention that chaos has not, in fact, ensued?
After those mythical people ate that mythical fruit, they got dressed, got expelled, and went forth to work, have babies and establish civilization.
Yet this perspective seems utterly devoid of human sympathy. That is to say, I'm sorry, but I would find it hard to believe you are utterly unaware of sentiments in this world running along the lines of Hell on Earth.
To wit, people should never complain about their job again, or taxes, or landlords, or nosy neighbors, or religious people; or anyone or anything else. Compared to to the idea of living without scarcity or fear, civilization feels a bit like settling for lesser outcomes; but that's only an idyll from a story, right? And what reasonable critique of the story would actually pay attention to how the story goes and what it says?
Don't get me wrong, there is plenty to wonder about in the story, such as what God was actually thinking. But complaining and criticizing without attending what you're on about is largely an act of futility, unless, of course, the point is to pretend complaint regardless.
Nobody is certain quite how things were supposed to be according to What God Wanted If Not This Outcome, but hey, speaking of genitals, take a look at mgtows and incels°, and think of a world without divinely directed enmity 'twixt men and women. And even that raises particular questions about good and evil. But, hey, what does anybody need to worry about that? All anyone needs to know, it seems, is that there is someone in the world they don't like.
Don't blame religious people for your own decision to set your own priorities.
In order:
1)
"Is this an appropriate moment to mention that chaos has not, in fact, ensued?" — Nope. Or, well, if you want, I guess. You've managed a two-bit joke that reads more like a gaffe in ignorance. To wit ...
2)
"After those mythical people ate that mythical fruit, they got dressed, got expelled, and went forth to work, have babies and establish civilization." — ... the civilization we know is a lower-shelf surrogate for the plentitude we should, according to legend, experience. It probably helps to remember, at this point, that economic perceptions, not religion, cause war. That is to say, compared to a legendary plentitude, the world we face is shot through with scarcity. Civilization is, analogously, more like we're getting by for the time being, despite everything that has gone wrong. Sure, the species puts on a pretty good show in its own right, but if the sentiment of an accursed world is somehow so foreign to you, then, sure, whatever.
3)
"Without them exiting the walled garden, none of us would ever have heard of God or his commandments. indeed, none of us would exist, since Adam and Eve didn't know they had genitalia until after they ate that pomegranate." — That's not necessarily accurate, and while it makes for a nifty punch line, the superficial treatement of subject matter seems more lazy than anything else. Meanwhile, we might look back to the mgtows and incels, because, quite clearly, knowing we have genitals, such as you put it, has really worked out well. Indeed, the proposition that "chaos has not, in fact, ensued" is pretty much as laughable as the two-dimensional, paper doll of a straw man you complain about.
(Meanwhile, sure, it is entirely possible you or I might not have existed; it's harder to discern how the story was supposed to go, though between the telling of the story and what it actually says, there remains an argument that what happened at Eden might well have been part of the Plan, as such, and thus life would have likely gotten around to us, eventually.)
4)
"There may have been some very bad orders in human civilization; there have been periods of upheaval, conflict and confusion, but there has never been chaos." — History is not without its tales of overcoming. Hellen Keller is exploited as an American legend, for instance. Anne McDonald's story made it to the U.S. thirty-five years ago in a film. Both did great work, but in neither case do we overlook the complicating factors about their stories. They and their teachers overcame powerful obstacles in order to accomplish what they did. To the other, from their perspectives, some part of what they did is, quite simply, life. Then again, if we set aside the fact of those obstacles, then their stories become nothing more than tales easily outpaced by a Mack Bolan novels. Your idea of chaos is your idea of chaos, and, quite honestly, seems on this occasion more fashioned for contrarianism than anything else. One of the largely consistent characteristics of atheistic evangelism these days is fallacious imposition of definitions. In this case, while there are particular definitions of "chaos" that don't apply, your literalism is entirely subject to your subjective beliefs.
Consider, for juxtaposition, the appearance bigotry shown by Spidergoat, DaveC, and Michael345 in posts
#124-128↑. I know, I know,
bigotry is a harsh word. How about mere ignorance—
e.g., basic relevant ideas like henotheism or kathenotheism—instead? To wit, the basic question:
• "Does the commandment not to have other gods before me mean that other gods exist?"
And the
commentary↑:
• "In its defense, I think the wording is 'shall not worship false gods before me.' i.e. the act of worshipping even nonexistent gods is verboten.
The basic answer to this uninformed critique is that the commandment recognizes the existence of
other people.
The story itself is not unclear about the fact that a people just emerged from captivity before receiving the Commandments; the context of the decalogue itself is usurped in the English language by the Geneva Bible (1560 CE); they are referred to in Hebrew as the Ten Words or Ten Sayings, and the legendary collection on stone is referred to as the Tablets of Covenant.
The question,
"Does the commandment ... mean that other gods exist?" is incorrect. Any atheist who has ever complained of Islamic dissimulation, known as
taqiyya, should already understand at least something about the purpose of the commandment, the contracted rule of the Covenant, to have no other gods before Him.
There arises a question of malice and competency:
Sinister or stupid? The two conditions are not mutually exclusive, but I did use the word,
bigotry, so we ought to at least take a moment to consider the purpose of asking: Do I accept, for instance, the presupposition that these are intelligent, reasonable people willfully behaving with vice verging on malice? Or do I accept the presupposition of their innocence, that they simply do not understand what they're on about, and are therefore embarrassing themselves through ignorance?
There comes a point at which the dearth of comprehension challenges belief; the easiest reconciliation is to release the presupposition that these are intelligent, reasonable people. Which, in turn, is an unfortunate prospect, either in abstract example or living practice.
If the basis of criticism is itself fallacious, then the critique is no less fallacious than whatever fallacies move the critic to criticize.
Still, though, such excursions into fancy,
especially by people who ought to know better, are as revealing as they are reminding; the commentary noted above insists, as a necessary matter of its function, on a religious assertion of its own. That God behaves in a perfectly human way reflects the point that God is an invention of human imagination, but the critique prefers to not attend the reality, because the point is more about personal satisfaction than anything else. Still, though, scrubbing the context of the story in order to present a personally-fashioned God is pretty much the heart of a broad atheistic complaint about theists.
Additionally,
as the discussion goes↑, it turns out some critics are at ease explicitly endorsing a religious argument in order to make a fallacious point. That is, in order to argue against a religious notion, one promotes fallacy, both historical and immediate, in order to tee up. Watching someone empower a fallacy in order to broaden the impact range of a criticism isn't exactly new; indeed, it is a behavior people tend to complain about in general, and atheists often accuse of religion and religious people especially. Furthermore, hostility toward particular religious creed, code, and cult does neither licenses nor requires the attempted erasure of a people.
At some point, it takes on a couple of potential appearances: Maintaining the presuppositions of intelligence, rationality, and good faith actually points toward sinister intent not unaware of itself; releasing that proposition alleviates certain questions—
i.e., particular ranges of culpability—according to potential noncompetency. In any case, what it looks like is a bunch of religious people arguing about God.
Which, in turn, is only conducive to one's argument if that is the point.
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Notes:
° We should note that Sanhedrin 75a:2 (Talmud Balvi), compiled in the fifth century CE, reaches back before the Talmud itself in order to prescribe a cure for incels. Furthermore, if Rav Yehuda says Rav says, then it is unlikely that discussion, ca. 200-215 CE, is the original iteration.