Oops

Great stories! Thanks people, i knew you all had something to share. Nysse, thats even made a sick puppy like me stand in awe :D Roman, respect dude. thats classy. Kenworth, you will tell us, its the law. Purge for the group dude :D
 
Turns out the guy I had peed on was a returning alumnus of the frat AND I had peed on his car before the grill incident.
 
Well today i met a guy who had a real oops story to tell. Thing is he arrived in my place of work with a fucking huge wooden spoon stuck up his ass! He said he fell om it whilst decorating- as you do. We stuck itin a washer and i gave it back to him in the recovery room. He just laid there playing dead with his eyes tightly shut. Made my day watching him squirm :p
 
once i got drunk during a business dinner and vomited on my manager's feet

good times
 
Once I got so drunk the night before a job interview that I got sick at breakfast the next morning with the dude in the hotel restaurant. I was able to get to the bathroom first, but there was no doubt I was sick. Didn't get that job.
 
This is a story about the second time I peed on a guy.
We were drinking, so um, I'm not gay.


"Roman, I want you to pee on me!"
My friend, rushing out of the house, excited, wearing nothing but a speedo and swimming goggles.
"Uhhh, I'm out of pee," having just emptied by bladder through the hose sprayer to see if I couldn't get sweet waterworks (I could if I peed real hard).
"Drink more!" he demands. Everyone at the party was very generous in helping me drink more. Shots, beers, a couple quarts of water. "Here, have a smoke, it's a diuretic. Have another beer."

"Alright Roman, you can pee on me, but you have to take your clothes. I'll lay in this deflated kiddie pool."

"We should, like, shoot him the back with a bb gun while he pees on him. No, lets use a flaming dart."
"Yeah! Soak Roman's back in lysol first, so he catches on fire!"

So there I was, naked, on fire, and peeing on this guy. Who was giggling. The fire got really hot, so I ended up leaping into the kiddie pool and rolling the flames out.

Now I wouldn't believe any of this happened, had it not all been caught on video.
 
Ok, I was out at one of my first parties in college my freshman year. I had been to this place a couple times before, but this was the first real rager. It also happened to be my 18th birthday. So I was getting smashed, everyone was giving me beers and shots and everything, and one of the guys says, "C'mon, come do a keg stand while we sing you happy birthday." I had never done a keg stand, nor witnessed one, and for anyone who is in the same situation I was, here's how it works. Anyway, I go up and am ready to do it, they get a couple of the bigger guys to lift me up (I'm not exactly skinny), and what do I do? WHAM!! Face first, I fall right into the keg, then roll over, and land flat on my back on the porch. All this with about 50 people around on the porch and in the yard. See, in my drunken state and naivete I didn't realize that the people holding you only really lift your legs up, and its up to you to support yourself with your arms. So I got up amongst much laughter, and did it again, with some instruction first, for the entire length of the 'happy birthday' song. So while I triumphed in the end, I did have an 'oops' along the way.
 
Well i've been away for a bit and not much is new to read here. I have had a couple of Oops moments which i'll tell you all about when i get time. It involves christian nutters and gay porn :D Come on guys, lets have your toe curling ,cringing stories :m:
 
Most of my "oops" are waking up with girls I don't remember going to bed with. Fat girls. Not so interesting.

I also tried to pull a lesbian, but hey, who hasn't?
 
Roman said:
Most of my "oops" are waking up with girls I don't remember going to bed with. Fat girls. Not so interesting.
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I woke up with a 15 year old a few months ago. I was 21 then (and still am).

How? Alcohol.
 
You bastard!
The best I got was waking up with one of my best friend's 17 year old cousin.

How? Alcohol.
 
spuriousmonkey said:
Waking up with them doesn't mean anything. Did you have unprotected anal sex with them?

How? lubrication.
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To tell you the truth I don't know. It was a wild party that night. I supplied the alcohol to a bunch of underagers.. one got alcohol poisoning... and I don't remember even half the night.
 
spuriousmonkey said:
remember kids. Not remembering is wasting alcohol!
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Very true.

However, my friends have this saying: We live for the friends we'll remember forever and the nights we'll never remember.
 
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