Oh, God No!

[ThazzarBaal]

They offered her a discount on membership fee's due to her income. She says:

"Oh, God no! That would mean I'm an indigent."

Class identification in America. I'm an indigent, too. Hahaha

Have a nice day

 

[ThazzarBaal]

She brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents. After visiting and finding out who he was, the daughter asks what they think of him.

"Oh, God no ... Honey, he's an indigent."

 

[ThazzarBaal]

Ma'am, if I apply for membership at the country club, do you think they'll accept my application?

"Oh, God no ... You're an indigent. Only business type people join the club."

 

[ThazzarBaal]

Hey,

 

[gmilam]

Did you learn a new word today?

 

[ThazzarBaal]

Did you learn a new word today?

Yeah, maybe ... I'm too indigent to attend the university.

 

[ThazzarBaal]

Oh, God no! Indigents are moving to the neighborhood.

"Mom, what's an indigent?"

 

[ThazzarBaal]

I said: I'm building my credit so I can be poor again. I can't hardly get a loan to save my life anymore.

"What do you mean so you can be poor again. You're already an indigent.".

I said, I know but my debt asset ratio is pretty good compared to most people.

Oh God no ... You're an indigent! and I have a $300,000.00 home that'll be paid off in only 15 more years."

I said: I have a hospital bill and a little money in the bank. When I'm able to get a loan, I'll only be a few thousand in debt...Then i'll be more like you and less an.indigent.

"Mom, what's an indigent?"

 

[ThazzarBaal]

"Indigent means poor and needy, which we're NOT!"

Yes ma'am, I'm an indigent, too. I need lunch and I don't have any money either.

 

[foghorn]

And there's me thinking an indigent was a posh man from India

 

[ThazzarBaal]

Crazy world we live in ... Posh Indian or not.

 

[ThazzarBaal]

 

[ThazzarBaal]

Money? I can't afford to make a stack. It would ruin my indigent reputation.

 

[foghorn]

They offered her a discount on membership fee's due to her income.

I had to pay the full price of membership for this site.
My goldfish told me to stand my ground and ask for a partial refund.

 

[ThazzarBaal]

She said I need to make a stack so I can't help stimulate the economy more. She might like you better, too.

I said:

Oh, God I know!

 

[(Q)]

This thread has my approval, it is weird but does not annoy.

 

[Killjoy]

They offered her a discount on membership fee's due to her income. She says:

"Oh, God no! That would mean I'm an indigent."

Class identification in America. I'm an indigent, too. Hahaha

Have a nice day

Get with the program, Sunshine.

The new & improved term is Indig.

You're an Indig... They are Indigs...

It's the new millennium for the luvva Gawd.

 

[ThazzarBaal]

Get with the program, Sunshine.

The new & improved term is Indig.

You're an Indig... They are Indigs...

It's the new millennium for the luvva Gawd.

Oh, God I know ... I'm getting old and slow to catch up. I'm an indig.

Is it all turning to short hand slang now? People now use lol, lmao, and whatnot in verbal conversations. I stand there scratching my head while lmao on the inside.

 

[ольга]

Знакомая история. У меня была однажды похожая. Наш огромный кобель немецкой овчарки перепрыгнул каким то образом забор высотой 2,5 метра (любовь способна творить чудеса!), и увёл соседскую суку далматинку(это такая белая, в чёрную крапинку) на живописный берег речки (романтик!), где занялся с ней любовью. Соседи были в ярости. Нам пришлось в суде доказывать, что всё произошло по взаимному согласию. Судья едва сдерживал смех. Соседи сделали своей собаке аборт, и нашему кобелю не пришлось платить алименты. Вот такая грустная история любви.
А вообще, вы не одиноки в своём несчастье - даже английский король не мог в своё время жениться по любви, насколько я слышала. Наверное, тоже боялись испортить породу...

 

[ThazzarBaal]

A familiar story. I once had a similar one. Our huge German Shepherd dog somehow jumped over a 2.5 meter high fence (love can work miracles!), and took the neighbor's Dalmatian bitch (that's the white one with black spots) to a picturesque river bank (romantic!), where he made love to her. The neighbors were furious. We had to prove in court that everything happened by mutual consent. The judge could hardly contain his laughter. The neighbors had their dog aborted, and our dog did not have to pay alimony. Such a sad love story.
In general, you are not alone in your misfortune - even the English king could not marry for love in his time, as far as I heard. Probably, they were also afraid of ruining the breed...

Well, instate all this in good humor and even though I am an indig, I I'm ok. I prefer an indig type over more posh and refined types anyway. Call me crazy, but we're typically more down to earth than those accustomed to 5 star hotels and room service.