So I am reading my Men's health book and suddenly I ran into the chapter on premature ejaculation (PE). I always thought this was a bunch of baloney, so I read the definitions, and guess what, I was right!
In the following quotes the definitions are from Wikipedia, because they are the same as in the book and easier to quote.
First, let's make a logical assumption: The whole phrase was most likely created by a woman! See later.
Second, the phrase "making love" is a big fucking missnomer, because it is not love what you are making but (yes, you guessed it right again) babies!
So if the object of "having sex" is making babies, as long as the penis is inside the vagina and the ejaculation occures there, there is nothing premature about it!!! But let's have a look at the definitions, mind you nobody agrees on what the correct definition is:
>Premature ejaculation (PE), also known as, rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax or early ejaculation, is the most common sexual problem in men, affecting 25%-40% of men.
OK, it is not a definition yet, but we have a problem of characterising it as a sexual problem. Now if it occurs in almost half (40%) of the men, could it be that it is actually NORMAL?
>It is characterized by a lack of voluntary control over ejaculation.
Excuse me? Unless you are a pornstar and have to save it for the moneyshot, as long as your penis makes it into the vagina, you are good naturally speaking and forget about voluntarism...
>Masters and Johnson stated that a man suffers from premature ejaculation if he ejaculates before his sex partner achieves orgasm in more than fifty percent of their sexual encounters.
This is the biggest load of crap I ever read as a definition. Mind you an important part of this definition is not your ability to voluntarily control ejaculation, but your partner's ability to fucking achieve it!
>Other sex researchers have defined premature ejaculation as occurring if the man ejaculates within two minutes of penetration;
How they come up with 2 minutes? If you ask women, most of them would be shortchanged with the 2 minutes limit, agreed ladies? Again, originally sex is god's trick to make people making babies, thus as long as the penis is in the strategic area, semen! off you go!!! What is the point in waiting 2 minutes? That is a lots of energy wasted and could be used for gathering food or hunting animals.
>however, a survey by Alfred Kinsey in the 1950s demonstrated that three quarters of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration in over half of their sexual encounters.
And here we have another mathematical problem!! if 3/4 of men do it, than it is actually the norm and not the exception!! So let's turn it around! If you need more than 2 minutes before you ejaculate, you are freaking slow and you should see a doctor!!
>Today, most sex therapists understand premature ejaculation as occurring when a lack of ejaculatory control interferes with sexual or emotional well-being in one or both partners.
This one is the last and most PC and also totally bullshit definition. let's not waste time with it...
Now there is actually a case of PE, when the ejaculation occurs outside of the female body, before the penis reaches the bombing targetzone. yes, that is actually premature, even by natural standards. The good news is that there are 2 cures for it:
1. Age. Once you age you slow down and I guarantee when you are in your 50s, it won't be a problem anymore.
2. Repeat after a short recovery time. In case you don't want to wait 35 years before making babies, just wait a few minutes (for teenagers recovery time can be close to zero) and repeat.
Now in the very rare case when somebody can't make it into the vagina 3 times in a row (after 2 recovery times) then I could call it natural premature ejaculation, but in a nice PC way, we could also call it overexcitement.
Actually, nature's is happy with fast ejaculation if followed by fast recovery time. After all, the male members of most mammals this way can impregnate the most females. And that would be nature's ultimate goal.
Imagine the bull screwing one female and a dozen other females waiting in line, and the bull looks at his watch and turns towards the rest of the herd:
"Sorry ladies, but this lady still have 90 seconds left until the 2 minutes limit, so I have to hold back for a while longer!"
In the following quotes the definitions are from Wikipedia, because they are the same as in the book and easier to quote.
First, let's make a logical assumption: The whole phrase was most likely created by a woman! See later.
Second, the phrase "making love" is a big fucking missnomer, because it is not love what you are making but (yes, you guessed it right again) babies!
So if the object of "having sex" is making babies, as long as the penis is inside the vagina and the ejaculation occures there, there is nothing premature about it!!! But let's have a look at the definitions, mind you nobody agrees on what the correct definition is:
>Premature ejaculation (PE), also known as, rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax or early ejaculation, is the most common sexual problem in men, affecting 25%-40% of men.
OK, it is not a definition yet, but we have a problem of characterising it as a sexual problem. Now if it occurs in almost half (40%) of the men, could it be that it is actually NORMAL?
>It is characterized by a lack of voluntary control over ejaculation.
Excuse me? Unless you are a pornstar and have to save it for the moneyshot, as long as your penis makes it into the vagina, you are good naturally speaking and forget about voluntarism...
>Masters and Johnson stated that a man suffers from premature ejaculation if he ejaculates before his sex partner achieves orgasm in more than fifty percent of their sexual encounters.
This is the biggest load of crap I ever read as a definition. Mind you an important part of this definition is not your ability to voluntarily control ejaculation, but your partner's ability to fucking achieve it!
>Other sex researchers have defined premature ejaculation as occurring if the man ejaculates within two minutes of penetration;
How they come up with 2 minutes? If you ask women, most of them would be shortchanged with the 2 minutes limit, agreed ladies? Again, originally sex is god's trick to make people making babies, thus as long as the penis is in the strategic area, semen! off you go!!! What is the point in waiting 2 minutes? That is a lots of energy wasted and could be used for gathering food or hunting animals.
>however, a survey by Alfred Kinsey in the 1950s demonstrated that three quarters of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration in over half of their sexual encounters.
And here we have another mathematical problem!! if 3/4 of men do it, than it is actually the norm and not the exception!! So let's turn it around! If you need more than 2 minutes before you ejaculate, you are freaking slow and you should see a doctor!!
>Today, most sex therapists understand premature ejaculation as occurring when a lack of ejaculatory control interferes with sexual or emotional well-being in one or both partners.
This one is the last and most PC and also totally bullshit definition. let's not waste time with it...
Now there is actually a case of PE, when the ejaculation occurs outside of the female body, before the penis reaches the bombing targetzone. yes, that is actually premature, even by natural standards. The good news is that there are 2 cures for it:
1. Age. Once you age you slow down and I guarantee when you are in your 50s, it won't be a problem anymore.
2. Repeat after a short recovery time. In case you don't want to wait 35 years before making babies, just wait a few minutes (for teenagers recovery time can be close to zero) and repeat.
Now in the very rare case when somebody can't make it into the vagina 3 times in a row (after 2 recovery times) then I could call it natural premature ejaculation, but in a nice PC way, we could also call it overexcitement.
Actually, nature's is happy with fast ejaculation if followed by fast recovery time. After all, the male members of most mammals this way can impregnate the most females. And that would be nature's ultimate goal.
Imagine the bull screwing one female and a dozen other females waiting in line, and the bull looks at his watch and turns towards the rest of the herd:
"Sorry ladies, but this lady still have 90 seconds left until the 2 minutes limit, so I have to hold back for a while longer!"
