A fly goes into a barn. He discovers a pile of fresh sh*t. The fly cant resist such a feast and he proceeds to gorge himself. Getting carried away with himself, he realizes he has eaten ALL of the pile. Unfortunately he is so fat he cant fly. Locating a shovel in the corner he procedes to climb up the handle. Once at the top the fly is confident that he can fly with a good high point to start from, so he jumps.............
SPLAT goes the fly....
Moral of the story.....
don't fly off the handle when you are full of sh*t