My conscious mind is a bit condescending

[DaveC426913]

Normally, my conscious mind thinks my unconscious mind is a bit uncogent, unfunny and lame, but this time it offered a light clap and a nod for this, that my unconscious mind came up with in the middle of the night.

Billy: "Mommy, I saw daddy looking at pictures of naked girls on the beach."
Mommy: "Oh haha I'm sure he was just -um- checking their skin for sun damage."
Billy: "Isn't that kind of a weird thing to masturbate to?"

 

[ольга]

Normally, my conscious mind thinks my unconscious mind is a bit uncogent, unfunny and lame, but this time it offered a light clap and a nod for this, that my unconscious mind came up with in the middle of the night.

Billy: "Mommy, I saw daddy looking at pictures of naked girls on the beach."
Mommy: "Oh haha I'm sure he was just -um- checking their skin for sun damage."
Billy: "Isn't that kind of a weird thing to masturbate to?"

А мама ему отвечает: Билли, папа просто тренировал мелкую моторику...

 

[TheVat]

Normally, my conscious mind thinks my unconscious mind is a bit uncogent, unfunny and lame, but this time it offered a light clap and a nod for this, that my unconscious mind came up with in the middle of the night.

Billy: "Mommy, I saw daddy looking at pictures of naked girls on the beach."
Mommy: "Oh haha I'm sure he was just -um- checking their skin for sun damage."
Billy: "Isn't that kind of a weird thing to masturbate to?"

Billy's would-be grammarian older brother: Now, Billy, do you mean daddy was looking at naked girls pictured in a beach setting, or do you mean daddy was himself on the beach while looking at pictures of naked girls? Your prepositional phrase has ambiguous antecedents.