Jaybee
Jaybee from his cast said:
but I would consider it immoral to rile a pregnant woman. Nine months from now, however, it's open season, by which time I will have dozens more examples of evidence for my case, flooding out of Pilot Training schools, licenses in hand..
Let me guess, your wife gets pregnant and you make her wear pink and a giant bow in her hair, refuse to let her leave the house lest her delicate sensibilities be subjected to the cruel male world and only speak to her in hushed tones so that she is never upset.
Or could it be that you need 9 months to come up with a better argument? And if all else fails imitating OBL is the final solution..
My dear little boy, I'm not riled, merely amused. I am riled however when my head is hanging over the toilet at 2am while the child's dear father is standing behind me telling me that eating something will help the morning sickness pass and then lists what he can make for me... amongst toast, he lists bacon, eggs, steak... all of which make me hurl even more and even while I feel the contents of my body coming out through my mouth, I can still get riled enough to tell him where to go. Pregnant women are not delicate flowers that need to be wrapped in cotton wool. Offer any pregnant woman steak when she's suffering from a severe bout of morning sickness and you'll end up being the one trying to protect your delicates.
I'm having a hard time believing Gedanken is female, I wouldn't put it past someone of his intellect to successfully impersonate a woman, with his twisted psyche, grinning maniacally as he pulls the wool over hundreds of posters eyes at an 'intelligent' forum.
And yet none of us could ever assume that you'd ever have the talent or intelligence to pretend to be a woman. Funny that.
Gendy's a she who can read and write. *GASP* Who'd have thought.. a woman doing what only a man is supposed to do. Stop sounding so much like you're a member of the former Taliban regime.
And here you are saying that men are better at being scientific. How about you just don't use yourself as an example to prove your point? Hmmm?
Gendanken
Thank you.
However thinking about the state of the world that this child is being born into depresses me at the moment. It's fast become a place where no-one should raise a child. There aren't many places of beauty left in this world that has not been touched by man's dirty hands. I find it depressing that I'm told by my doctor to not eat larger species of fish due to the toxins they have accumulated in their bodies, because it could pose a direct risk to the foetus. When she told me this, I kept thinking to myself what in the hell will this child have to contend with when it's growing up. Everything is now brought into an even scarier perspective.
Lou
Dr Lou Natic said:
I think I should cyber-parent this child of yours.
IMHO 2 women simply don't have the tools to raise a well rounded individual. Regardless of how well one of them mimics a man.
Speaking from personal experience Lou? Is that where you think your
not quite right tag stems from?
We live in the same town too, who knows? Your son might be trying to sell me a house in the future, I don't want people I'm doing business with getting giddy over the bulge in my pants.
Yes we do live in the same town. And what you don't know Lou is that I tracked you down, rummaged through your garbage bins to find a used discarded condom, and after a slurp with a turkey baster later.. voila! We have baby. But we'll let my boyfriend believe he's the real father ok? After all, evolution dictates that the female will look to any mate that can best support herself and her offspring. Sadly for this child, I found all the little Barbie underwear, you're obviously fond of wearing judging by the stains you left behind, discarded in your bin after the turkey baster was already successful. So you just don't quite cut it anymore. But get rid of that fetish Lou and you never know... this child might start calling you Daddy after all.
And you don't need to worry Lou, I don't think the child will be walking around with a magnifying glass to try spot that 'bulge' in your pants. We'll just hope that your genes are weak.
