"Unlawful", "Unethical", "Unseemly": Regularity and the Trump DoJ
The hits come so fast they seem easily forgotten. ProPublica↱, last month:
"More than 40" is absurd. Consider the history of sneering, angry leftists condemning the whole damn system, hollering about corrupt cops, and even screeching for the abolition of prisons. And think about how much you hate them because they are so smug or condescending you think they sound, and then remember how long that part has been going on. There's a reason you loathe liberals and hate leftists.
And now the Department of Justice has vindicated them, has shown that damning critique is valid and in play.
And then remember: What was wrong with those leftists and their complaints is a belief that this never happens, is never supposed to happen, will not happen, and even cannot happen.
Yet, here we are, and the transition was pretty much seamless. The law enforcers were always this way; the difference is that someone empowered this dereliction.
The good cops aren't stopping them. They were never going to.
Fixing this mess, or at least as much of the damage as possible, will be slow and fraught, and subject to constant complaint and objection, and one thing to remember when bothsidesing and looking for what the smug, condescending left must concede in order to compromise, is that doing so is to perpetuate the problem. As a bothsides issue, there isn't much bothsides; as a blame issue, we are now reminded that trusting the good guys to come through as if they were honorable folk doing honorable work is a fool's errand. Think back when people tried to bothsides the megalomaniac Christianist cult leader in Texas with multiple child brides and―… oh, right, they didn't bothsides it but just blamed liberals for objecting.
Because that conservative populism is kind of durable and popular, and absolutely nobody should be surprised that it is conservatives who achieved the circumstance they fear. Meanwhile, this what it always meant that eternal vigilance is the price of our liberty. The question is not so much how they screwed that up, but if they ever believed it. And the thing about bothsides, here, is, sure, Republicans, but more than that we're also talking about the law enforcers themselves. To what degree is resigning just getting out of the way? How is stopping them simply not an option? I mean, I get there is a certain technical case to be made according to law and process and precedent, but that's the thing, did the proverbial good cops ever stand a chance?
Once upon a time, it was easy to disdain the moral indignance of criticism against law enforcers, but here we are, and we've kind of had a clue for, like, generations. It's one thing if the trade, the social contract, was that the law enforcers should never take it so far, but if that's the case, then think about what it means. It is impossible to contain such a contract, and makes the whole of justice transactional according to arbitrary satisfaction.
And if that's what we've been doing for the whole of the Republic, or even just the last forty to sixty years, then, yeah, we're doing it wrong. Who would declare more fool the majority of Americans over the period for believing in any of it?
Because, y'know, here we are.
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Notes:
McSwane, J. David, Pratheek Rebala, and Carla Astudillo. "Federal Judges Chastise Trump's Justice Department for 'Unlawful,' 'Unethical' and 'Unseemly' Conduct". ProPublica. 28 July 2026. ProPublica.org. 16 August 2026. https://www.propublica.org/article/justice-department-presumption-of-regularity
The hits come so fast they seem easily forgotten. ProPublica↱, last month:
From Washington, D.C., to Rhode Island to Oregon, federal judges nominated by presidents from both parties, including Donald Trump, have zeroed in on what's called "the presumption of regularity." It essentially means that judges must presume that the government — whether it be federal prosecutors, an IRS auditor or an FBI agent — did their jobs according to the rules and in good faith.
Until Trump's second term, which has seen an exodus of veteran DOJ lawyers and a transformative shift in priorities from issues like enforcing civil rights to instead defending a mass deportation agenda, this foundational tenet had rarely been discussed in federal courtrooms, former judges, lawyers and scholars say. But as Trump's DOJ exhibits behavior that judges have called "unlawful," "unethical," "unseemly" or otherwise dishonest, adherence to that bedrock standard is now being questioned.
ProPublica reviewed hundreds of cases since Trump retook the White House in which judges criticized the actions of DOJ lawyers and found more than 40 in which they explicitly referenced the presumption of regularity. In many cases, judges have expressed frustration that they can no longer take the government at its word.
"Judges simply don't believe the representations that are being made by United States attorneys, assistant United States attorneys and the like," said John E. Jones, a former federal judge for the District of Pennsylvania, appointed by President George W. Bush.
"I don't think in the annals of the Department of Justice, in the history of jurisprudence in the United States, we've ever seen anything close to this."
Until Trump's second term, which has seen an exodus of veteran DOJ lawyers and a transformative shift in priorities from issues like enforcing civil rights to instead defending a mass deportation agenda, this foundational tenet had rarely been discussed in federal courtrooms, former judges, lawyers and scholars say. But as Trump's DOJ exhibits behavior that judges have called "unlawful," "unethical," "unseemly" or otherwise dishonest, adherence to that bedrock standard is now being questioned.
ProPublica reviewed hundreds of cases since Trump retook the White House in which judges criticized the actions of DOJ lawyers and found more than 40 in which they explicitly referenced the presumption of regularity. In many cases, judges have expressed frustration that they can no longer take the government at its word.
"Judges simply don't believe the representations that are being made by United States attorneys, assistant United States attorneys and the like," said John E. Jones, a former federal judge for the District of Pennsylvania, appointed by President George W. Bush.
"I don't think in the annals of the Department of Justice, in the history of jurisprudence in the United States, we've ever seen anything close to this."
"More than 40" is absurd. Consider the history of sneering, angry leftists condemning the whole damn system, hollering about corrupt cops, and even screeching for the abolition of prisons. And think about how much you hate them because they are so smug or condescending you think they sound, and then remember how long that part has been going on. There's a reason you loathe liberals and hate leftists.
And now the Department of Justice has vindicated them, has shown that damning critique is valid and in play.
And then remember: What was wrong with those leftists and their complaints is a belief that this never happens, is never supposed to happen, will not happen, and even cannot happen.
Yet, here we are, and the transition was pretty much seamless. The law enforcers were always this way; the difference is that someone empowered this dereliction.
The good cops aren't stopping them. They were never going to.
Fixing this mess, or at least as much of the damage as possible, will be slow and fraught, and subject to constant complaint and objection, and one thing to remember when bothsidesing and looking for what the smug, condescending left must concede in order to compromise, is that doing so is to perpetuate the problem. As a bothsides issue, there isn't much bothsides; as a blame issue, we are now reminded that trusting the good guys to come through as if they were honorable folk doing honorable work is a fool's errand. Think back when people tried to bothsides the megalomaniac Christianist cult leader in Texas with multiple child brides and―… oh, right, they didn't bothsides it but just blamed liberals for objecting.
Because that conservative populism is kind of durable and popular, and absolutely nobody should be surprised that it is conservatives who achieved the circumstance they fear. Meanwhile, this what it always meant that eternal vigilance is the price of our liberty. The question is not so much how they screwed that up, but if they ever believed it. And the thing about bothsides, here, is, sure, Republicans, but more than that we're also talking about the law enforcers themselves. To what degree is resigning just getting out of the way? How is stopping them simply not an option? I mean, I get there is a certain technical case to be made according to law and process and precedent, but that's the thing, did the proverbial good cops ever stand a chance?
Once upon a time, it was easy to disdain the moral indignance of criticism against law enforcers, but here we are, and we've kind of had a clue for, like, generations. It's one thing if the trade, the social contract, was that the law enforcers should never take it so far, but if that's the case, then think about what it means. It is impossible to contain such a contract, and makes the whole of justice transactional according to arbitrary satisfaction.
And if that's what we've been doing for the whole of the Republic, or even just the last forty to sixty years, then, yeah, we're doing it wrong. Who would declare more fool the majority of Americans over the period for believing in any of it?
Because, y'know, here we are.
____________________
Notes:
McSwane, J. David, Pratheek Rebala, and Carla Astudillo. "Federal Judges Chastise Trump's Justice Department for 'Unlawful,' 'Unethical' and 'Unseemly' Conduct". ProPublica. 28 July 2026. ProPublica.org. 16 August 2026. https://www.propublica.org/article/justice-department-presumption-of-regularity