4 contestants are on a tie break in the final of a quiz show. the host declares he will ask them all the same question and whoever gets it right, takes the prize money.
The question is asked - "What is the fastest thing?"
the contestants all furl their brows at the ambiguity of the question before the host puts each of them on the spot.
Host: contestant one, give me your answer.
Contestant one: i believe it might be "thinking" because as soon as you start a thought its instantly finished.
Host: ok, interesting, contestant 2?
Contestant two: ill go with blinking, its that fast you cant even see it happening.
Host: ok two good answers, contestant number three?
Contestant three: i think its electricity because if you push the switch, the light comes on instantly.
Host: ok, ok, number 4 what say you?
Contestant four: its diarrhoea!
Host: diarrhoea?? can you explain please?
Contestant four: Of course, last night i went out with the guys and drank 12 pints, 5 vodkas, 3 shots of random alcohol and then ate a massive king kebab with a tubs of three special sauces. When i rolled out of bed this morning, before i could think, blink or switch on a light - I'd shit myself.
